Canadais a pretty sweet
place, it may not be where my blood is from (that would
beP
OLSKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) But Canda is still pretty
sweet, one reason it's sweet is that you can make fun of americans
:P Always a really fun sport, PLUS you can tell ppl in other parts
of the world that you live in
aniglooand they WILL belive you (just
ask Andzej from POLAND :P)
And now i will end off with a reallllly funny joke about why
girls are so hard to understand and try not to get too involved
into them :P
A man found
an old lamp on a California beach. He picked it up, ribbed it, and
out popped a genie! The genie said, "I grant you only ONE wish.
What would you like?"
The man said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared
to fly and I get seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so
I can drive there to visit?"
The genie laughed. "How would the supports reach the bottom of the
Pacific? THINK of all the concrete and steel!! NO, it's impossible,
so think of a......
