THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER
During a Papal audience, a business
man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's
prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this
day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic
charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again.
This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month
later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of
the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news
format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The
bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
Submitted by: Ron Milos on Thu Dec
14 10:46:54 PST 1995
THE SECOND BEST JOKE
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