When God was getting busy with the creation of the universe, where there was only cosmic goo. God's Play-Doh, things, He put death into a ceramic jar for safekeeping, until he could figure out what to do with it. One day, God gave the jar to a frog and a toad to guard it from harm while he went off to create something more fantastic. Why He gave it to a frog and a toad, I'll never know. But one thing led to another. The jar shattered, letting death out. And ever since, everything who lives has to die. So there you have it. The mystery of death finally revealed. Which brings us to my story:
Everybody dies. That's just the way it is. The life clock......