For that Chuk Norris is like A God?
The Dinosaurs looked badly at Chuck Norris once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris murio 10 years ago, only that The Death has not had the value to say it to him(you,them).
Superman uses Chuck Norris's pajamas.
Chuck Norris's tears treat the cancer. It is a shame for that he(it) has never wept.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. It(he,she) waits.
Chuck Norris has demanded to the NBC, invoking that Law and Order are brands(marks) registered for his(her,your) legs right(straight) and left.
Chuck Norris's principal exportation is the pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he(it) can meet. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, it is possible that you are to only a few seconds of the death.
Chuck Norris constructed a machine of the time and travelled to the past to avoid JFK's murder. When Oswald shot, Chuck detained three bullets with his(her,your) beard, turning them aside. JFK's head exploded of the impression(printing).
Chuck Norris sold......
