Sun Apr 6, 08 01:59 PM
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,
some good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".
So I bought her an electric chair. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was......

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Thu Apr 3, 08 02:07 AM
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>>Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did. I got goose bump
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>> IF YOU'RE A CRITICAL PERSON STILL READ ON AS IT'S ACTUALLY VERY
>> INTERESTING!!
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>> This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but read it all
>> first)
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>> 1) New York City has 11 letters
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>> 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
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>> 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
>>Towers
>> in 1993) has 11 letters.
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>> 4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
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>> This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
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>> 1) New York is the 11th state.
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>> 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
>>11.
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>> 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
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>> 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
>>6+5
>> =......

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