Machiavelli

Thanks guys once again for all your understanding and continued support.  I thot i'd leave you with something to bring a little smile on your faces this weekend.  If you've read my post in the past, you must have come across "Romance Mathematics 101".  Well, this is sort of a continuation of that blog.  Happy reading!

 GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but

Married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

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Hey Guys,

Thansk for reading and voting in my last post. Havent had the time to reply all your comments and votes.  My sincere apologies to all that gave their comments and havent heard from me.  I've been in south east asia for a couple of months working on some IT project. Thank godness i'm finally done. Although, still have a few trips to make,  but i 'm pretty sure by the start of the new year, i'll be posting more frequently. Still got some rib-cracking jokes to share and a few stories about my experiences in asia.

Miss you guys, keep up the good work. Monti, gazdoc, leone, mell, debsha and the rest of the crew, be pretty sure you'll be hearing from me soon.

 stay cool...and peace!

2008-11-14,06:29:21

Hey guys, its been a while since my last post. I've been away working and boy have i got lot of stories for you. I'll post em much latter when I'm back and settled. But for now, i thot i'd let you enjoy these jokes. Have fun and you'll definately be hearing from me later. a plus tard!

Boy: May I hold your hand?

Girl : No thanks, it isnt heavy.

Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me!

Boy: You love me....

Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?

Boy: Sure, whats your phone number?

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy:Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

Boy: I love you and I could die for you!

Girl: How soon?

Man: You remind me of the sea.

Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

Man: No, because you make me sick.

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says i'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

Peter: A bit of both.  I think you're pretty ugly.

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