i know i know im a cheater. i come back then go away and come back . i thought this might amuse you like it did me so no complaints, please:)happy new year, happy every other holyday( in advance)that ill miss around here .

I m surprised u actually stopped by once in a while and took the time to write a lil something, not to mention some of ya remembertd its my frigging bthday .

uhm ok  i was gone a bit.. longer, hope you didnt move ure butts from the chair . i had a long long vacation, lotta exercise, hard work 

nd heavenly panorama. i took a picture back so i can brag about it

, but now that i see it better it doesnt look as awesome as i remember it..

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Its such a clichee , i totally hate compairing the two , when u can just mix them;))). but still, the chocolate may  be the biggest pleasure. Why?

Ill give u the top  20 reasons:

1. with chocolate size doesn’t matter; it’s always good.

2. When you have chocolate it doesn’t keep your neighbors awake.

3. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

4. Good chocolate is easy to find.

5. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

6. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

7. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.

8.Chocolate doesnt get you pregnant.

9. You......

Ive been travelling a lot lately so i could only have a few hours to sit back , relax or entertain myself. I couldnt do it the "cheap entertainment "way, cause i still like a  good dosage of creativity and humour. so i ran into these to guys, i cant imagine how they met,  of how did they start to break the concert hall fundamental rules, but they make one hell of a show. they can play the piano and violin really  ,really good, but once in a while they feel like playng them with the egg mixer or something.

This is would require lots of time, sweat and talent. He's got  other videos ,too, and  whats impressive is how he put it all together. 

This is an old banned animation(and i discovered  a huge ammount of them, form  kids tv commercials, to betty boop, daffy duck or  just the ones that got rejected because they were too political or too forward. the truth can probably  pinch our butts too hard to be revealed on tv where many people might see it.  what pokes u in the eye might blind you, but i thought that only would apply to LIES.

 I had a thing for animation, long time, but i had to be 12 to finally decipher the subliminal content  behind the gags;)) 

The grass is green .The sun is shining.I have to be sarcastic with REAL people.There is no doubt that the world is coming to an end. 

Something good must have happend when people realised they can be witty , AND anonyomus in a way everyone can hear them.:))

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i KNOW , I KNOW, YOU ALL EXPECT PAVAROTTI.BUT THIS IS SO NEXT LEVEL:))))

Excellent marijuana strains originated in these parts of the World. Coincidence?

Marijuana Karma is a term we use to describe the karma we carry with us as a casual cannabis user (or a completely harmless wandering stoner) in this lifetime. 

When we catch a buzz, get high, or get stoned , we carry a generally optimistic, happy, rock-n-roll (the attitude, not necessarily the music),  deep thinker, silent arrogance.  Remember, this is what we think... as we wander around.  We are a pleasant people, if we let you speak with us...

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I found one of those  fill the space with your name and generate "wisdom sentences"...Some of these are of a striking deepness lol

Shakespearian wisdom:

I come not, friends, to steal away your garbage.

What's in a garbage? That which we call a rose
By any other garbage would smell as sweet.

Presume not that I am the garbage I was.

Once more unto the garbage, dear friends, once more.

Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have
Immortal garbage in me.

O! I am fortune's garbage!

Thus the whirligig of time brings in his garbage.

Movie quotes :

Madness? This is Garbage!

I am not a garbage! I am a human being. I am a man.

Love means never having to say you're garbage.

Well, a Garbage's a Garbage, but they call it 'le Garbage'.

They may take away our garbage, but they'll never take our freedom!

I am the author. You are the garbage. I outrank you!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world garbage didn't exist.

I'm Garbage! I'm Garbage!......

 Funny inscriptions on gravestones:)

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!

"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"See, I told you I was sick"

I may not be the brightest crayon in the box but I’m sure the most colorful

If you are standing here reading this u just broke my ribs

Man, the worms are big down here

I told you you’re cooking was bad

I'm busy being dead so leave a message I will never... uhh I mean will
shortly get it.

“He who dies with the most toys wins” - A cemetery near Medicine Hat,......

Well no doubt human mind can go to hell.No doubt we can reduce ourselves to dirt by amplifing emotions.Well FUCK YOU.

other people have real problems.

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People who swallow a lot of air fart more than people who don't.

Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same.

 People even fart shortly after death.

The butt is the location of the anus in humans, and by definition, a fart is an anal escape of intestinal gas. We should be grateful that we are not crinoids. The crinoid is a marine creature with a U-shaped gut, and its anus is located next to its mouth.

 Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest. The most offensive sugars, known as "flatulence factors" to scientists who research farts, are raffinose, stachiose, and verbascose. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas!

 Farts burn because they contain methane (sometimes)......