stuporman's BLOG

Now why do you suppose it is that chocolate is not a controlled substance in most countrys? It is something that brings us great joy, it is wonderful, it is good for us (proven fact), and nearly everyone likes it to some degree or other. Can you think of any single thing that is so universal and so good that some country or other hasn't decided to tax to death or control access to?

Don't say sex, the type of sex and position is quite tightly regulated in some places. Water doesn't count because it is very regulated and taxed in most first world countries. No other food we eat does what it does or makes so happy (go away vanilla people, it isn't even close), cofee? tea? yeah sure check your taxes.

Just another stupid thing to think about.

One of the greatest things in life is waking up cuddled up to your new wife on a cool morning just before she passes gas in her sleep and changes your whole perspective on the marriage thing.

A "Pressurized Dutch Oven" is when you pass gas under the covers, tuck them up closely under your chin, and raise your leg and let them fall, which fans the enjoyment for all to share.