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Now why do you suppose it is that chocolate is not a controlled substance in most countrys? It is something that brings us great joy, it is wonderful, it is good for us (proven fact), and nearly everyone likes it to some degree or other. Can you think of any single thing that is so universal and so good that some country or other hasn't decided to tax to death or control access to?

Don't say sex, the type of sex and position is quite tightly regulated in some places. Water doesn't count because it is very regulated and taxed in most first world countries. No other food we eat does what it does or makes so happy (go away vanilla people, it isn't even close), cofee? tea? yeah sure check your taxes.

Just another stupid thing to think about.

I would like to nominate,

Chocolate

Sky Blue Pink (the color of the sky during a truly beautiful sunrise/sunset)

Steak

Lasagna

Curry

Hmmm, it would appear that food is important to me. That would explain some things.

Fast cars

Genuine smiles

Hammers

I truly am, people have read the things I have written, and some found humor in them!

This humbles my ridiculous spirit a small amount.

Obviously I have been away a while, no real reasons, just life's normal flow and distraction. 

Enough of that, on with the show.

If, dogs are man's best friend, why do they insist on licking their privates just before they lick you on the face?

If you understand cats, then you probably understand the logic of children for doing the things that are not supposed to.

Cheesecake, it may not be perfect, but it will do until I find perfection.

If you know anyone who is a vegitarian, just pat them on the head and say in a gentle voice "salad shooter", some how I find it entertaining and relaxing, for some reason they find it annoying. Well of course, that's the point.