Man on trial for
murder, judge asks him what happened, why did he kill his wife. Man answers:
>> Well,
you see,
I was reading my
newspapers.There was an article about some children, one boy in the age of 10
that was just 50 cm high and his brother, 19 years old, who is only 60 cm high.
So, I was just saying
to my wife how I feel sorry for those childen, and then she said to me:
“You know, they
are pigments”
“You mean Pygmy.
Pigment is what gives our skin its color”
“Isn’t the pygmy kind
of paper Romans used to write on?”
“No, that parchment”
“But, isn’t the
parchment a part of a movie?”
“No, that
fragment”
So, I got tired
and went to living room to read my papers there.After a while, my wife comes in
the room, reading some book aloud.
“greengrocer lady
went out on her terrace, where she met pimp Lui...”
I asked her: “what......
