A white man was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane
when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it
slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the man. "Since you are black, do
you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified
for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried gras s.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The man, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl......

The train just started moving. It is packed with people of all ages,

mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals.

Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the

train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled

with the scenery outside..

"See dad,the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel

strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other

about this son."This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married Anup

whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers

through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with  joy

" see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not

feeling well get......

Dr. Phil's Test

*Dr. Phil scored 55. He did this

test on Oprah -- she got 38.

?? Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on,

this is very interesting!

Don't be overly sensitive!

It's pretty accurate & it only takes about 2

minutes.

?? Answers are for who you are now...... not

who you were in the past.

?? Have a pen or pencil and paper ready.

?? There are 10 simple questions. So... grab a

pencil and paper, keep track of your letter

answers.

Number your paper 1 to 10.

?? 1. When do you feel at your best?

a) in the morning

b) during the afternoon and early

evening

c) late at night

......

lets take the dog for a short walk!!!!!

where does this road leads to????????????????????

 hell or heaven?

 i think it definately leads to god.

connecting people .............

without any (road) network !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!