Tue Nov 11, 08 12:08 AM
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So My friend Edwin told me this story at work the other day and this is wat he told me:
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
" Happy Birthday."
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! "
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your......
Mon Nov 10, 08 11:52 PM
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One day Sally came running home and screaming when she opened the door to her house, "Mommy Mommy! I got $5!"
Her mom asks, "Where did you get that money?"
Sally- "Well you know Jonny, the boy down the street? He gave me $5 cuz I did cartwheels in his yard while he sat in the tree and laughed"
Mom- "Sally! Don't you know that he is just trying to see your panties?!"
Sally- "Ohhh, I get it."
The next day Sally comes running in home screaming, "Mommy Mommy! I got $10"
Mom- "Where did you get $10?"
Sally- "Well you know Jonny, the boy down the street? He gave me $10 cuz I did cartwheels in his yard while he sat in the tree and stared at me with his mouth opened"
Mom- "Sally! Didn't I tell you he is just trying to see..."
Sally didn't let her mom finish, "Don't worry mommy, I tricked him. I didn't wear any panties today!"
