PHEONIX RETRNS's BLOG

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Later on the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years......

A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she
declared: "A baby brother."

"Daddy and I would like you to give me a baby brother," the mom said,
"but there isn't time before your birthday."

The little girl with a simple smile replied "Why don't you do like they
do down at the factory when they want something in a hurry? Put more men
on the job.

7:00 Wake up. Decide to do some really path-breaking work today.
9:00 Reach office. Sign in. Switch on terminal.
9:05 Check mail.
9:15 Start replying to accumulated mail." I really hate being popular."
9:40 Send mail to occupant of next to next cubicle. " Taking in the new movie tonight ?"

9:45 Log into CyberSpace / M-Net / whatever.
9:50 Start searching. There must be some girls logged in.
10:05 Ask a girl for a date.
10:10 Refusal!! Heartbroken.

10:20 Recover equilibrium. Search for coffee. Anybody going to cafeteria?
10:50 Back at desk. Decide to really start working now.
11:00 Realize that the required manual is in the library. Will have to withdraw it.
11:15 The spare library card was here somewhere. Where is it ?
11:30 Give up on library card search as a bad job. Of course I can do
the stuff without the manuals.
12:45 Something written. Should get compiled.
12:46 How can 40 lines of code give 283 lines of error ? Must be some typographical mistake. Will check......

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe two and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of tea, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was "just the cutest thing." My mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for daddy, and she watches him drink it.

Then my mom talks to my dad, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

WE  ALL KNOW, THAT WITH A NEW YEAR THERE R ALWAYS SOME ASPIRATIONS,

EXCITEMENT AND PREDICTIONS ASSOCIATED. FOR SOME, IT MAY MEAN  , FINDING BETTER JOBS, FOR SOME FINDING A GOOD COLLEGE, OR FINDING THE TRUE LOVE, AND FOR SOME JUST A HOPE OF FINDING PEACE WITH THEMSELVES.

NEW YEAR ALWAYS BRINGS HOPE AND EXCITEMENT FOR A BETTER TOMMOROW.

NO MATTER WHAT THE DOINGS AND UN-DOINGS OF THE PAST.

WITH THIS NOTE I WISH U ALL MY FRIENDS AND THEIR FAMILIES A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR 2009........

MAY THIS YEAR TAKE ALL OUR NEGATIVES AND WITH THE HELP OF GOD`S LIGHT TURN THEM INTO MIRACLES OF TOMMOROW....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED , I DONT ASPIRE FOR ANYTHING SPECIAL. JUST HOPE TO DO BETTER IN STUDIES AND SPORTS, BE A BETTER PERSON , AND REMOVE MY FEAR FOR PRETTY LADIES.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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