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WHY US IS IN CRISIS ?
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sun Nov 2, 08 10:13 PM | Category: All
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An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

 

 

 

 

 


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skandranon Mon Nov 3, 08 07:06 AM

wow......you have no idea how true that is. i loved it

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monti_84 Mon Nov 3, 08 10:46 AM

...that is painfully true...very nice joke...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
Adalgrim666 Mon Nov 3, 08 02:46 PM

HaHaHa, but will the next idiot be any better???????


Orland1es (Orlandies) Mon Nov 3, 08 04:05 PM

That is the best joke ive heared so far. its hilarious

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Guest Mon Nov 3, 08 05:59 PM

that's great nothing but the truth...i thought four years were enough but the brainless masses still reelected him


oxigen73 Sat Dec 13, 08 06:45 AM

voted!!

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I voted


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