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Still a Virgin !!!!!
Size: Large, Medium, Small Thu Jul 10, 08 01:11 AM | Category: All
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin !!!!

 

 

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6
was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10
was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

 

 

 

 

plz leave a comment and vote 

or u will  screwe like them


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abood_jarrar (abood) Sun Jul 6, 08 05:52 AM

when i leave the message i said it is now funny sorry i mean not

sorry again

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abood_jarrar (abood) Sun Jul 6, 08 05:53 AM

but u may like it

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lorna23 Sun Jul 6, 08 06:05 AM

THAT JOKE IS OLDER THAN ME!!

have a vote anyway :P

Look, I'm posting things! On the internets!!
MadOmega (OMEGA) Sun Jul 6, 08 09:19 AM

How old r ya?

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abood_jarrar (abood) Sun Jul 6, 08 02:29 PM

it is old but not that old

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MadOmega (OMEGA) Sun Jul 6, 08 09:19 AM

Voted!

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abood_jarrar (abood) Sun Jul 6, 08 02:29 PM

thx for the vote

did u like it or not

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shapootk Sun Jul 6, 08 11:06 AM

its nice one

have a wonderful day

i kiss you
abood_jarrar (abood) Sun Jul 6, 08 02:31 PM

don't screw ok

thx baby

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trogan2000 Mon Jul 7, 08 08:19 AM

lol

I aim to misbehave. The Doc Just Got Sooooo Much Better. Let's be bad guys.
abood_jarrar (abood) Mon Jul 7, 08 12:19 PM

say it again

lol

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christara Mon Jul 7, 08 09:08 AM

ha ha nice one like it...hee hee

all the best wish,s to you.

take care

laters byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me
abood_jarrar (abood) Mon Jul 7, 08 03:45 PM

thx my friend to u too

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ShadowFury20912 Mon Jul 7, 08 03:13 PM

Nice post, I like your joke of all the husband scenarios lol


abood_jarrar (abood) Mon Jul 7, 08 03:46 PM

thx very much read my other post u will like them they r so funny

plz visit me again

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Ecee (Sojourner) Mon Jul 7, 08 03:46 PM

voted..

Life is a cabaret...
abood_jarrar (abood) Mon Jul 7, 08 03:47 PM

glad u like it

and thx for the vote

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aladdingalarce (Allan) Mon Jul 7, 08 05:59 PM


abood_jarrar (abood) Tue Jul 8, 08 03:39 AM

glad u like it

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