A first-grade teacher, Ms X (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,” Boy! what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"
Ms X had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms X he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms X and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade."
Ms X says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms X asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment "Legs."
Ms X: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms X: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms X: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms X: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms X: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms X: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms X: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms X: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms X: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms X: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms X: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms X: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms X: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher (Miss X),
"Send this Boy to IIM Ahmedabad, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself!"
