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How Hairless Women Happened
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sun Jun 29, 08 07:22 AM | Category: My Theory
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This world has turned funny. Things don't go equally. Trying to, but not there yet.

 

Let's see how my theory go as I ramble on~

 

*Whatever information I have in here is a definite fiction and never use this as a reasearch or whatsoever in your essay that might relate to the topic you intend to write on*

 

Long long time ago, women are seen as the weaker sex. So men say, "you stay home and be an ornament while I make money to feed you." I guess being an ornament with nothing to do gives much creativity for women to do things for their entertainment.  As decades go by, women discovered sewing, cooking and cleaning. After doing the same things over and over I'm sure they'll try find more things to do at home. Here, they discovered painting their faces (makeup of course).

 

Eventually and probably, a wife was plucking feathers out of a chicken ready for cooking and thought to herself, "what if I use these tweezers to pluck the hair on my legs". Probably got carried away and forgot dinner and made her legs hairless. Husband comes home (who should be angry) and probably finds it arousing and forgot about dinner and oosked her. During that week she might have - armpits, shaping eyebrows, down south and maybe arms as well?

 

Women talk so they pass around information and before you know it - all the women in the town became hairless. Execpt for the old baba witches who prefers to leave everthing as it is because they were conservative. I guess after a while, children grew up knowing all this and became a 'must' to make themselves hairless. To this day, if a lady ain't doing it, she ain't really hygenic.

 

Obviously before men were too busy working so they didn't have the time to do these things on to themselves. Today, I know a few guys who do their eyebrows and shaves their legs. Come to think of it... at most, men only shave their beard. WHY!!!! WAX IT!!! C'MON!! It's really quick too and it won't grow as fast. You'll get used to the pain eventually~ Honestly~ Would probably take only 5 mins too since it's just a small area.

 

I wish to still be alive when more then 50% of men do go for a brazilian, wax off their chest hairs and shape their eyebrows especially.. I'm partial to armpits and legs. I'll probably be old then, and would probably be worthless getting myself a boy toy. Eye candy would be good enough - won't complain about that~ =)


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sv_iv (Svetlana) Sun Jun 29, 08 09:03 AM

it is very funny story and advice...

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
monti_84 Sun Jun 29, 08 10:54 PM

hahaha...funny theory...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
totalprick Fri Jul 4, 08 07:34 AM

lol it's another matter of snubbing time, fate and destiny, like any other form of "cool". Pretending more youth than is present, pretending more evolution than is present, and weakening oneself before adverse factors for social acclaim.

That said, I'm a complete hypocrite, because I like my women as "trimmed" as possible, particularly in areas of interest, and I'd certainly hold no grudge against a woman for insisting I be just as smooth, provided she take up responsibility for such elaborate grooming. I think I'd even enjoy that. (yeah, well, we all have our preferences)

The Heretic King
elizawood Wed Jul 30, 08 08:54 AM

ahhh.....voted!!

maize made in heaven

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