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Asda Scam..... Beware.......
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Sep 6, 08 07:00 AM | Category: Quotes
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!!!SCAM!!!

 

 

 Please understand that this happens at Tesco's too, so don't desert Asdas.....                                                           
  
 A heads up for those men who may be regular Asda customers.  
                                                                
This one caught me by surprise.  Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.  Simply going out to get groceries has     
turned  out to be quite traumatic.  Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.                                            
                                                                            
Here's how the scam works:  Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.    
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look ( I promise ).                                                                     
  
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.  You agree and they get in the backseat.

On the way, they start undressing.  Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your    
wallet.                                                                   
                                                                            
 I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th.

Also August 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

 

 So tell your friends to be careful.                                       
                                                                            
P.S.  Asda have wallets on sale for £3.99 each...........  


Link: http://blog.bitcomet.com/bloggerboyjanice/post_48242/ ©
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pantarei (kazio) Tue Sep 9, 08 03:59 AM

Your work is very interesting.I voted.


TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Tue Sep 9, 08 03:54 PM

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...
pantarei (kazio) Tue Sep 9, 08 04:26 AM

I'm very sorry


TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Tue Sep 9, 08 04:02 PM

Why are you sorry it's Tuesday?

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...
Zendex Tue Sep 9, 08 05:47 AM

Whahahahaha SUCKER! No seriously ... you got robbed THAT many times ... I just got robbed by the police, couldn't do a thing about it, but I feel just as screwed however.

Read the full story:

http://blog.bitcomet.com/zendex/post_48592/


Zendex Tue Sep 9, 08 05:48 AM

Sorry, didn't read it right the first time... It's a good story. Cheap whores. ;-)


TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Tue Sep 9, 08 04:03 PM

I think I would have taken the advantage of their hospitality and had a night out on the expence of the state, I wander what the meals are like

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...
abood_jarrar (abood) Tue Sep 9, 08 05:51 AM

sham on u .....more that 7 times.....

Be Palestinian or Die Trying
TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Tue Sep 9, 08 04:04 PM

Can you blame me.............

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...
debsha Tue Sep 9, 08 06:50 AM

then you woke up yeh...hehe

Be well & happy
TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Tue Sep 9, 08 04:06 PM

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...
Fieren Tue Sep 9, 08 08:06 AM

lol! gd thing i'm a girl~ maybe you cud let ur wallet b empty or a $ nxt tym. so u're getting almost free bubbies on u


TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Tue Sep 9, 08 04:07 PM

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...
heavy_syrup Tue Sep 9, 08 08:43 PM

What? That was you????? The girls told me about some guy who keeps letting them take his wallet. I will tell the girls not to take your wallet next time!!!

By the way, you never ever cheat an honest man. Just keep saying no.

Believe it...or believe it.

Let me know how it turns out this weekend. http://blog.bitcomet.com/6959379

http://blog.bitcomet.com/6959379


TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Wed Sep 10, 08 03:08 PM

Aye, that was me!!!!!!!!

I'll keep you posted

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...
trogan2000 Wed Sep 10, 08 05:07 AM

ha ha ha very funny thats a good one - voted

I aim to misbehave. The Doc Just Got Sooooo Much Better. Let's be bad guys.
TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Wed Sep 10, 08 03:08 PM

I'm glad you liked

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...
gazdoc Thu Sep 11, 08 10:02 PM

Ha Ha ha ha

Great post

Will visit the sale and buy lot of wallets.

Ennnnnnnnjoy
TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Fri Sep 12, 08 12:33 PM

Roll up, roll up, come get your wallets here, real leather, half price......... Pound of bananas.........ooops.

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...
itsgottabizzy Fri Sep 12, 08 06:05 PM

ok cool watev it is ya got ma vote

ay ay ay <<3 !zzy
itsgottabizzy Fri Sep 12, 08 06:07 PM

not that i dont like it but it was funny

ay ay ay <<3 !zzy
TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Sat Sep 13, 08 11:22 AM

Well thank you there kind sir :P

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itsgottabizzy Tue Sep 16, 08 06:38 PM

yea im a gurl k?

ay ay ay <<3 !zzy
TheArcticSausage (PaRappa The Rapper) Thu Sep 18, 08 07:01 PM

Sorrrrry.

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind...

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