﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[kuki's BLOG]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/1514000/</link><description><![CDATA[Namste]]></description><language>en-us</language><copyright>bitcomet.com</copyright><pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 08:45:37 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 08:45:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>bitcomet.com</generator><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><ttl>30</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[In 24 Hours Average Human (Informative)]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/152356/</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">1)
HEART beats 1,03,689 times.</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">&nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">2)
LUNGS respire 23,045 times.</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">&nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">3)
BLOOD flows 16,80,000 miles.</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">&nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">4)
NAILS grow 0.00007 inches</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">&nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">5)
HAIR grows 0.01715 inches</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">&nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">6)
Take 2.9 pounds WATER (including all liquids)</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">&nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">7)
Take of 3.25 pounds FOOD.</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">&nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">8)
Breathe 438 cubic feet AIR.</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">&nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">9)
Lose 85.60, BODY TEMPERATURE.</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">&nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffff00"><span style="font-size: 14pt">10)
Produce......</span></font></p>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 08:45:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Dear Can You Answer Atleast One]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/193349/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: large" class="Apple-style-span"><font face="'trebuchet ms', sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span">Hellllloooooo my 
dear.</font></span></font> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: large" class="Apple-style-span"><font face="'trebuchet ms', sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><br /> </font></span></font> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: large" class="Apple-style-span"><font face="'trebuchet ms', sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span">how are 
you???</font></span></font> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: large" class="Apple-style-span"><font face="'trebuchet ms', sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span">Can you Answer atleast 
one of the followig Question??? Try before scrolling 
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BLANKS</span></strong><span> </span><span style="color: blue"><br /> </span><strong><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt">1. BOO_S ???</span></strong><span style="color: blue"><br /> </span><strong><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt">2. _ _ NDOM ???</span></strong><span style="color: blue"><br /> </span><strong><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt">3. F_ _K ???</span></strong><span style="color: blue"><br /> </span><strong><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt">4. P_N_S ???</span></strong><span style="color: blue"><br /> </span><strong><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt">5. PU_S_ ???</span></strong><span style="color: blue"><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </span></font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" align="center"> <font color="#ffff00">&nbsp;......</font></p></>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:04:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Words Used By Women]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/139234/</link><description><![CDATA[<font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#ffcc00"><strong>Fine</strong></font><br /> <br /> <font color="#ffff99">This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<br /> </font><br />
***********<br /> <br /> <font color="#ffff00"><strong><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer" class="yshortcuts">Five Minutes</span></strong><br /> </font><br /> <font color="#ffff99">If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.<br /> <br />
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<br /> <br />
***********<br /> </font><br /> <font color="#ffff00"><strong>Nothing</strong><br /> <br /> <font color="#ffff99">This is the <span class="yshortcuts">calm before the storm</span>. This means &quot;something&quot; and you......</font></font></font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:05:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[FOOD LOVERS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/157609/</link><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<font color="#00ff00">&nbsp; </font><a style="color: #000000; text-decoration: none" rel="nofollow" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gurlzgroup" target="_blank" title="Join g u r l z g ro u p (www.friendmails.net.tc) - Maya"><strong><em><font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#00ff00">Not liking the food you have daily????</font></em></strong><font face="Times New Roman" size="4" color="#000080"><strong><em><br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </em></strong></font></a> <p> <font face="Times New Roman" size="4" color="#000080"><font face="Verdana" color="#040404">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&......</font></font></p>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 14:02:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Enigma all albums]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/157608/</link><description><![CDATA[<pre> <font color="#ffcc00">1 - 1990 - MCMXC a.D
2 - 1991 - MCMXC a.D
3 - 1993 - The CROSS of Changes
4 - 1996 - Le Roi Est Mort, Vive Le Roi!
5 - 2000 - The Screen Behind The Mirror
6 - 2001 - LSD- Love, Sensuality and Devotion
7 - 2001 - Love, Sensuality and Devotion - The Remix Collection
8 - 2003 - Voyageur
9 - Dream On - Full Version
10 - Best of... CD1
11 - Best of... CD2
12 - Erotic Dreams		</font> </pre> <pre>
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word &quot;pizza&quot; brings a smile to the face of just about every American.
Whatever style or variety -- from thick, Chicago-style deep-dish pizza stuffed
with gobs of cheese, sausage, and pepperoni to a thin-as-a-cracker crust topped
with veggies -- pizza invariably makes it to the top of &quot;favorite
food&quot; lists. <br /> <br />
Here, we've compiled a list of fun and interesting facts......</font></strong></font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:23:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Know about Masturbation]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/157021/</link><description><![CDATA[<font size="2" style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"><font color="#ffcc00">For many
people masturbation is the first sexual activity. Through it people get
to discover their erotic feelings and learn not to be ashamed of them
nor of their genitals.<br />
Masturbation is the best way to get in touch with sex and to loose old
fears and inhibitions. It&rsquo;s a way to gain confidence and be able to
communicate fearlessly with a lover. Masturbation has many positive
aspects helping......</font></font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 10:37:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Swami Vivekananda]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/153343/</link><description><![CDATA[<font color="#ffff00"><img src="file:///C:/Users/kuki/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.png" alt="" /><img src="file:///C:/Users/kuki/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-3.png" alt="" /><img src="file:///C:/Users/kuki/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-4.png" alt="" /><img src="file:///C:/Users/kuki/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-5.png" alt="" />......</font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 01:52:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Interesting definitions ! (worth read)]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/152355/</link><description><![CDATA[<x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <p> <font size="4" color="#ffff00">Failure<br />
is not when your girlfriend leaves you, <br /> <br />
it's<br />
when you leave her........ a virgin.<br />
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Tension is when wife is pregnant!<br />
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Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!<br />
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Horror is when both are pregnant!<br />
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Tragedy is when you are not responsible for either!<br />
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&nbsp;Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?<br /> <br />
To see if you really mean......</font></p></></></></></></></></></></>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:35:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Find out Your Role Model ( MUST READ)]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/152566/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font color="#ffff00"><strong><font face="Calibri">
FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous" class="yshortcuts">ROLE MODEL</span>.<br />
*DON'T SCROLL DOWN 
YET!!<br />
FIRST, DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW,<br /> <br />
THEN **SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR 
HERO.<br />
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3) Add 3<br />
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5) You'll get a 2 or......</font></strong></font></p>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:42:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mobile Virus]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/151938/</link><description><![CDATA[<span class="postbody"><font size="3"><span style="font-size: 18px">Virus &amp; your Mobile</span> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold">What is a <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous" class="yshortcuts">mobile phone virus</span>?</span> <br /> <br />
A mobile phone virus or mobile malware - malicious mobile software - is a <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer" class="yshortcuts">computer virus</span> specifically adapted for the mobile phone environment and designed to spread from one vulnerable phone to another. <br /> <br />
A
virus is a program code that replicates by being copied to another
program. Viruses can be transmitted as attachments to an email or in......</font></span>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:05:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[5 Toughest Questions For Men!]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/152354/</link><description><![CDATA[<font size="2" color="#ffff00"><font size="2"><strong><strong><u><font size="4">The five questions are:</font></u></strong></strong> <x-disabled-div> <font size="4">1 - &quot;What are you thinking?&quot; <br />
2 - &quot;Do you love me?&quot; <br />
3 - &quot;Do I look fat?&quot; <br />
4 - &quot;Do you think she is prettier than me?&quot; <br />
5 - &quot;What would you do if I died?&quot;</font> </x-disabled-div> <br /> </font></font> <x-disabled-div> <font size="2" color="#ffff00"> <br /> <font size="2">What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into<br />
A major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly.  For example:......</font></font></></></></font></font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:38:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[UNIVERSAL LAWS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/151930/</link><description><![CDATA[<font color="#ffff00"><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3"><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Arial" size="2"><u> </u></font><font face="Arial" size="5"><strong><u>Law of Mechanical Repair </u></strong></font><font face="Arial" size="5"><strong><u>- </u></strong></font><font face="Arial" size="5">After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.<br /> </font></font></font></font><br /> <font color="#ffff00">.<strong><font size="5 ">
Law of Gravity</font></strong> </font><font color="#ffff00"><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3"><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Arial" size="5"><strong>- </strong></font><font face="Arial" size="5">Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.</font><font face="Wingdings" size="6"><strong><u><br /> <br />
.</u></strong></font><font face="Arial" size="5"><strong><u> Law of Probability</u> </strong></font><font face="Arial" size="5"><strong>-</strong></font><font face="Arial" size="5">The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.</font><font face="Wingdings" size="6"><strong><u><br /> <br />
.</u></strong></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><strong><u> </u></strong></font><font face="Arial" size="5"><strong><u>Law of Random Numbers</u></strong></font><font face="Arial" size="5"> -
I</font><font face="Arial" size="5">f you dial a wrong
number, you never......</font></font></font></font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 06:40:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Six stages to attain sexual nirvana]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/151359/</link><description><![CDATA[<font size="3 " color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">Not having sex on a regular basis can kill a relationship. Keep these tips handy and add some spark in your sex life...</span><br /> <br /> <font color="#00ff00">SCHEDULE SEX</font><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">To
ensure sex doesn&rsquo;t fall off the priority chart, decide in advance when
to make love. Then, just do it! It may sound unromantic, but it&rsquo;s
better to have a quickie session than none at all.</span><br /> <br /> </font><font size="3 " color="#00ff00">BE APPRECIATIVE</font><font size="3 " color="#ffcc00"><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">Showing
appreciation regularly not only makes you......</span></font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:05:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Facts about India (Interesting)]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/146846/</link><description><![CDATA[<h1><font color="#ccffff">Interesting Facts about India</font></h1> <ul> <li><font color="#ccffff">India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history.
	</font></li> <li><font color="#ccffff">When
	many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago,
	Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley
	Civilization) </font></li> <li><font color="#ccffff">The
	name 'India' is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which
	were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred......</font></li></ul>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:38:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Teacher or Student (Who is clever?)]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/146670/</link><description><![CDATA[<font color="#ffcc00">Teacher or Student<br /> <br />
Who is clever?<br />
&nbsp;<br />
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.<br /> <br />
In
the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty
and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said
that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the
tyre of their car......</font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:00:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[3 Stupid Stage of life]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/146360/</link><description><![CDATA[<p dir="LTR"> <font size="5 " color="#ffcc00"><span><font face="Trebuchet MS">3 Stupid Stage </font></span></font> </p> <p dir="LTR"> <font size="5 " color="#ffcc00"><span><font face="Trebuchet MS">We have 3 stupid <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous" class="yshortcuts">stages of life</span>.. </font></span></font> </p> <font size="5 " color="#ffcc00"><br /> </font> <p dir="LTR"> <font size="5 " color="#ffcc00"><span><font face="Trebuchet MS">Teen age: </font></span></font> </p> <p dir="LTR"> <font size="5 " color="#ffcc00"><span><font face="Trebuchet MS">Have Time + Energy but No Money </font></span></font> </p> <p dir="LTR"> <font size="5 " color="#ffcc00"><span><font face="Trebuchet MS">Working Age: </font></span></font> </p> <p dir="LTR"> <font size="5 " color="#ffcc00"><span><font face="Trebuchet MS">Have Money + Energy but No Time </font></span></font> </p> <p dir="LTR"> <font size="5 " color="#ffcc00"><span><font face="Trebuchet MS"><span class="yshortcuts">Old age</span>: </font></span></font> </p> <font size="5 " color="#ffcc00"><span><font face="Trebuchet MS">Have Time + Money</font></span><span> <font face="Trebuchet MS">but no Energy</font></span></font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:26:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to Seduce1]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/144792/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font size="3" color="#ffff00">If you have got someone in your romantic
sights, tailor your seduction style to their Sun sign. It is a surefire
way to snare a love interest. These moves work for established
relationships, too. </font> </p> <p> <font size="3" color="#ffff00">&nbsp; </font> </p> <p> <font color="#00ffff"><font size="3">How to Seduc.e an Aries (March 21 - April 19)</font> </font> </p> <p>
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</p> <p> <font color="#ffff00"><font size="3">When it comes to
courtship, your Aries wants you to be bold and aggressive. Don't ask
permission for a kiss -- just plant a breathtaking......</font></font></p>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:16:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is your Dad Home?]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/144487/</link><description><![CDATA[<strong><font color="#ccffff">A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.<br />
A young boy, about nine, opened the door.<br />
&quot;Is your Dad home&quot;? the farmer asked.<br />
&quot;Sorry mate, he isn't&quot; the boy replied. &quot;He went into town.&quot;<br />
&quot;Well,&quot; said the farmer, &quot;Is your mum here&quot;?<br />
&quot;No, sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad.&quot;......</font></strong>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:58:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dec.  2012  NASA Predicts]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/144212/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font color="#ffcc00"><strong><font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font size="-1">You must have probably
heard about the &ldquo;December 21, 2012 - Doomsday&rdquo; the day when the world is
prophesized to come to an end. In fact, you will find it amusing that this
December 21, 2012 - End Of The World prophecy has been backed up by so
many religions, calendars, and prophecies. So, is this another theory of
Apocalypse that will come and go like the ones we have been seeing or is......</font></font></strong></font></p>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:07:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How long can you last without sex]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/144147/</link><description><![CDATA[<font color="#00ffff">How long can you last without sex, before abstinence starts
negatively influencing and affecting your overall health? How well do
you know your &quot;sexual watch&quot;? How well can you interpret your &quot;need&quot;
for having sex?<br /> <br />
Can this need be calmed and oppressed just by
the tender gestures of your partner or do you need an entire sexual
&quot;show&quot; to feel completely satisfied? Since......</font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:24:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[♥...I'm Sorry!!...♥]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/139236/</link><description><![CDATA[<p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">TODAY
IS </font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">''WORLD'S
SAYING SORRY DAY''</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00"> &nbsp;</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">So
If I hurt you anytime</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">anywhere!!,. .</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">If
my emails are disturbing</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">you!!...</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">If
I have bugged you!!..</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">&nbsp;</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">Seriously,
I&nbsp;wanna say</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00">three
words..</font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" class="MsoNormal" align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00"><br /> </font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" class="MsoNormal" align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00"><br /> </font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" class="MsoNormal" align="center"> <font size="6" color="#ffff00"><br /> </font> </p> <p style="text-align: center" class="MsoNormal" align="center">
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Kiss - No, not Keep It Simple, Stupid, but the
action.&nbsp; Kiss her.&nbsp; Kiss her again.&nbsp; Keep kissing her.&nbsp;
Most women would like more kissing than they get.&nbsp; Kissing can really get
a woman going, and it should not be seen as something to be done only at the
beginning of sex.<br /> <br /> </font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font size="4" color="#ffff00">&middot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&......</font></p>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:55:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Being killed by the internet (50 things)]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/136350/</link><description><![CDATA[<font face="Arial"> <h1>50 things that are being killed by the internet</h1> <h2>The internet has wrought huge changes on our lives &ndash; both positive and negative &ndash; in the fifteen years since its use became widespread. </h2>&nbsp; <span class="caption">The web is changing the way we work, play and think</span>&nbsp; 
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Below we have compiled - in no particular order - 50 things that are in the process of being killed off by the web, from products and business......</p></font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:05:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[To be audited]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/137820/</link><description><![CDATA[againg i have a post to be audited . I dont know what they have a problem with the posts . I never understand that ! once i tried to post how to creat a bomb and it was approved at the same time (was just checking) i have deleted that at same time but if i can post this kind of stuff and they dont have any problem&nbsp; then what is the meaning to hold other posts .]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:16:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Laugh !!!!!!]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/137569/</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: 11pt">Teacher:
History is a very interesting subject. It tells you&nbsp; </span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: 11pt">about
what had happened in the past.</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: 11pt">Student:
Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: 11pt">Teacher:
Why?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: 11pt">Student:
There is no future in it. </span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: 11pt"> &nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: 11pt">............
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: 11pt"> &nbsp;</span></font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <font color="#ffcc00"><span style="font-size: 11pt">Teacher:&nbsp;
Ted, if your father has $10 and......</span></font></p>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:42:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[a moment is a lifetime.&quot;]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/137131/</link><description><![CDATA[<x-disabled-div> <font size="4"><font color="#ffff00">a moment is a lifetime.&quot;<br /> <br /> </font><br /> <br /> <font color="#ffcc00">THIS IS HOW WE MISS OUT SOMETHING CALLED &quot;LIFE&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a<br />
loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was<br />
around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle<br />
open.<br />
He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep<br />
it<br />
in the cupboard.......</font></font></>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:56:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[One Picture Worth 1000 Meaning A must See]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/136219/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091031/1514000_wmmylw091031071658.jpg" alt="picture" title="picture" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="800" height="600" />]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:18:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sex and Calories]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/136037/</link><description><![CDATA[<font size="4" color="#ffcc00">It has been known for many years that sex was good<br />
exercise&nbsp; , but until now nobody had made a scientific<br />
study of the caloric content of different sexual<br />
activities. Now after &quot;original and proprietary&quot;<br />
research they are proud to present the results. <br /> </font> <font size="4"><br /> </font> <br /> <font color="#ffcc00"><strong>REMOVING HER CLOTHES:</strong></font><br /> <font color="#00ffff"><strong class="bbc">With her consent................................12 Calories<br />
Without her consent...........................2187......</strong></font>]]></description><author>kuklee (kuki)</author><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:15:23 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
