IMDb Rating:-

1.4/10 (#2 of Bottom 100 Movies)

My Rating:-

4/10

Complete Review:-

For the first time in the series' lifespan, i agree with the critics... this was the worst spoof movie ever made... parts of this movie are seemingly funny but not all of it... they managed to spoof almost every new movie that was released this year, but very unconvincingly... i usually can't stop laughing when watching these movies, but this movie only provided little jolts of laughter in bits and pieces over the course of its short running time... anyone wanting a real laugh should go watch Meet The Spartans or Epic Movie... way better than this...

IMDb Review:-

6.2/10

My Rating:-

6/10 

My Review:-

This one was kind of a letdown... the first movie had set a nice tone for any sequels and the second was moderately disappointing too... in terms of action though, this movie had its highs, lack of cheeky lines was sad... the story in itself wasn't all that great, and they could've gone with a better-looking chick in the lead role... Robert Knepper also mildly disappointed considering his role as T-Bag in Prison Break, where he is awesome in his portrayal of a convict... Nonetheless, this movie still garnered a 6/10 rating from me cause of its action and an ok-ish storyline...

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• Closed mouth gathers no foot
• Crowded elevator smells different to a midget
• Early bird gets the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese
• It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it in
• Man who eat many prunes, gets good run for his money
• Man who fight with wife all day will get no piece at night
• Man who jizz into cash register, come into money
• Man who fishes in other man's well often find crabs
• Man who run in front of car get tired
• Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
• Never tell man with chainsaw he has bad breath
• Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly
• Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
• War doesn't determine who's right, war determine who's left
• Woman who sinks into man's arms, soon have arms in sink
• Eagles may soar, but weasels not get sucked inyo jet engine
• Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
• Man who run behind car get exhausted

Puns:-

• A boat carrying red paint crashed witha boat carrying blue paint. Apparently the crews were marooned.
• A ghost loses the tail of his sheet in a revolving door and goes to an off-licence to get a new one. "Sorry" says the man behind the counter "We don't sell tails and we don't serve ghosts." "Thats not true," says the ghost "The sign outside says you retail spirits."
• Fork to spoon "Who was that ladle i saw you with last night?" Spoon, "There was no ladle, that was my knife."
• Harry sent ten different puns to his friend hoping that atleast one of them would make him laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
• How do you catch a bra? You set a boobie trap
• How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her
• Why did the Mexican shoot his wife? Tequila
• In which direction do you turn a Georgian desk? Antique-lock wise
• Two weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and......

IMDb Rating:-

6.4/10 

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IMDb Rating:-

6.4/10 (3432 votes)

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IMDb Rating:-

7.3/10 (5914 votes)

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• when she gets on the scales, it says "to be continued"
• her blood type is Ragu
• her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
• her college graduation picture was taken from a plane
• her dressmaker takes measurements in light years
• i gotta take three steps back to see all of her
• i had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side
• i ran around her twice and got lost
• if she weighed five pounds more, she could get group insurance
• no one can talk behind her back
• she isn't on a diet, she's on a triet
• she can lay down and stand up without a change in her height
• she can't even jump to a conclusion
• she Djs for the ice-cream van
• she fell in love and broke it
• she gets her clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo and Oh-My-Go-its-coming-towards-us
• she has her own area code
• she has to get out of the car to change gears
• she keeps Pesos in one pocket and Yen in the other
• she uses a boomerang to put on her belt
• she jumped for joy and got stuck
• she jumped in the ocean & the whales sang "We Are Family"
• she leaves stetch marks on the bathtub
• she's got smaller fat woman orbiting her
• the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds
• when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
• she left the house with high heels and came back with flip-flops
• she was baptised at Sea World
• she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
• she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it only said "H --- D"
• the weather people give names to her farts
• when she walked in front of the TV, i missed a whole movie
• her belt size is the equator
• her chairs have seat belts

My Rating:-

7/10

Complete Review:-

Fans of the Saw series will have something to look forward to... there's a part 6 in the works and slated for release around the same time next year... this movie though was not in the mould of the previous ones... it focused more on the background story development rather than gory, bloody traps... the lack of Jigsaw's character was disappointing although Hoffman did a good enough job... this movie overall though was a bit disappointing, this time around the victims knew they were in a Jigsaw trap but didn't follow the rules, as usual... sets up what should be a good plot for part 6, we don't know the contents of the box Jigsaw left behind for Jill... and how Hoffman will get out of that box is to be seen...

Overall, gruesome yet not in the mould of the previous ones... must see for hardcore fans... to the new viewers its more suited if they watch the previous 4 and then move onto this one otherwise it won't make much sense...

My Rating:-

4/10

Complete Review:-

This movie was a complete and utter waste of my Sunday morning... the film only follows the basic concept of the game and otherwise is pretty lacklustre... the action sequences are average at the most and the plotline is nothing to be proud of... i am now hoping that there will be a reboot of the Max Payne movie in the coming years, with Mark Wahlberg... plus points of this movie are just the casting and action sequences... anybody wanting to bore their guests with a movie, this is the perfect choice for you...

My Rating:-

6/10

Complete Review:-

The trailers to this movie made me expect a lot of high explosive action in the movie, in a XXX kinda sense. Unfortunately, it failed to deliver to that promise, there were a few scenes with about average action which managed to keep me interested in the movie but overall the movie's action credibility is severely over-estimated. The plotline is dull-ish and lacks the punch of a futuristic tale. Special effects were the plus point of this movie, all credit for keeping me interested in the movie goes to the effects designer. The vehicles towards the end of the movie looked sweet, although there should've been more of those.

In conclusion, the movie isn't a total bore for Vin Diesel fans, he and the special effects will keep you interested. The plotline is dull-ish but for those who pay great attention to the plot it may just be what they're looking for. Not really a must watch movie, atleast not in theatres, but good enough for spending time with the family.

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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."

A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

"That's right!" she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"

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The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."

The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."

Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their......

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Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.

Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.

Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".

Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".

That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.

He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".

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Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things......

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I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

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There is this lady and she is struggling having a baby so the doctor brings out these pills and he tells her each of these pills takes away a quarter of the pain, but sends it to the father of the baby.

So she takes one and her husband says "Women are wimps, I feel no pain"

Then she takes another and her husband says "Man this doesn't hurt."

So she takes, two more and has no problem having the baby and......

Manchester United failed to turn their domination into goals in a surprise 1-1 draw at Everton on Saturday.

The Red Devils missed the opportunity to break into the top three of the Premier League.

Darren Fletcher opened the scoring midway through the first half for United, who threatened to run riot in the first half before Marouane Fellaini got his second Toffees goal after the break as the hosts were transformed.

In the other lunchtime kick-off, a stunning free-kick by Kieran Richardson saw Sunderland triumph 2-1 in the Tyne-Wear derby to leave Newcastle in the relegation zone.

Djibril Cisse put the Black Cats ahead with his third goal for the club before Shola Ameobi scored his second in a week to equalise.

Richardson then claimed the vital goal when he hit an unstoppable shot into the top corner.

The match was also marked by Joey Barton's return following a six-match ban.

Hull moved joint top of the league with a 3-0 win at West Brom.

Kamil Zayette opened the scoring at The Hawthorns before goals from Geovanni and Marlon King sealed the win.

It is a stunning achievement by the Tigers who had been pre-season favourites for relegation but, after four wins in a row, they now find themselves level on points with Chelsea and Liverpool, who meet on Sunday.

In the late kick-off at Ewood Park, Middlesbrough went ahead in the second half after good work by Alfonso Alves. South Africa striker Benni McCarthy then came off the bench to rescue a point for Blackburn in the dying moments of the game. The game finished 1-1.

Results

Everton 1-1 Manchester United

EVE:Fellaini

MANU:Fletcher

Sunderland 2-1 Newcastle United

SUN:Cisse, Richardson

NEW: Ameobi

Blackburn Rovers 1-1 Middlesbrough

BLA: Benni McCarthy

MID: Alfonso......

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Headlines 

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Australia's supremacy in world cricket has been threatened more than ever before following their humbling 320-run loss to India in

"Australia's cricket team hit a generational low with its demoralising defeat by a rampaging India and now the call has gone up to bring back one player who can make a difference, strapping all-rounder Andrew Symonds," reported the 'Daily Telegraph' in a scathing criticism of the team's performance in the second Test in Mohali which ended in a 320-run defeat for the world champions.

Former coach John Buchanan feels Symonds should be sent to India on the first available flight as only he can galvanise the team after the humiliating defeat.

"There is no question that the Australian side is missing his playing ability and his character. With what has happened in recent times, Andrew is the best person to judge when he is ready to come back. But if somebody went and asked him if he would go to India, I couldn't see him saying no. I reckon he would be over there like a shot," he was quoted as saying by the newspaper.

Buchanan's views were backed by former Test pacer Michael Whitney, who felt Symonds has been punished enough for his 'gone fishing' misdemeanour.

"Roy is such an intimidating character, have a look at him. Our fielding was not up to scratch in the second Test, neither was our batting nor bowling. Roy would certainly add some spice to the series," said Whitney.

The newspaper carried out an online poll in which "70 per cent of Australian cricket fans agreed that Symonds should be on the next plane to India."

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The Philadelphia Phillies and Tampa Bay Rays will open the World Series at Tropicana Field on Wednesday, with each franchise looking to change their fate in one way or another.

The Phillies have been the historic doormat of the National League for over a century, winning the World Series only once (1980) in 125 years of existence and becoming the first franchise to top 10,000 losses last season.

But with a team full of home-grown superstars making the play-offs in back-to-back seasons, Philadelphia can erase some bad memories for both the franchise and the city, which has not celebrated a championship since the 76ers won the NBA title in 1983.

The Rays are in their 11th year of existence but are in the midst of their first winning campaign, somehow navigating the waters of the treacherous American League East all season and outlasting the Boston Red Sox in the American League Championship Series to reach this point.

Also built largely of players from their own system, Tampa Bay has the second-lowest payroll in the game and a World Series win would not only put them on the map as perennial contenders, but would strike a blow for the little guy in a sport that has long been dominated by the big-market teams.

The Rays and the Phillies did not meet in the regular season, but that does not mean they share no connection.

Tropicana Field is host to game one of the World Series because the American League scraped out an extra-inning victory in the All-Star Game in July, an event that players from both Tampa Bay and Philadelphia had a hand in deciding.

Phillies closer Brad Lidge made it through the entire regular season without blowing a save or suffering a loss, becoming the only full-time closer in baseball to accomplish that feat in 2008.

But the All-Star Game proved to be another matter, as Lidge, who had warmed up six......

Air of inevitability
Once Bulgaria forward Berbatov had broken the deadlock on the half-hour there was an air of inevitability about the outcome of this one-sided Anglo-Scottish contest, and he duly added his fourth goal in two UEFA Champions League outings after the interval, before Wayne Rooney rounded off the scoring with 14 minutes remaining. United proceeded to seven points at the Group E summit, leaving Celtic with just a point to their name and plenty of soul-searching to do before the teams meet again in a fortnight's time.

Van der Sar saves
Sir Alex Ferguson had speculated beforehand about finding a way of fitting Berbatov, Rooney and Carlos Tévez into the same attack. Applying the 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' theory, however, he kept Rooney and Berbatov up front in a 4-4-2 formation. Yet it was Celtic, missing target men Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink and Georgios Samaras and starting with a lone forward in Scott McDonald, who threatened an early goal, Aiden McGeady drawing a full-stretch stop from Edwin van der Sar with a low strike from the edge of the area. Then, from McGeady's left-wing cross, defender Gary Caldwell – playing in an unaccustomed midfield holding role – crashed in a half-volley that the goalkeeper tipped over.

On the back foot
Yet Premier League titleholders United soon had the Scottish champions on the back foot. With the half-hour approaching, Berbatov's quick feet fashioned a shooting opportunity for Cristiano Ronaldo whose first-time effort rustled the side-netting. Moments later, however, United were in front. Nani's corner deflected off Caldwell to John O'Shea and he headed the ball back towards goal where Berbatov turned it past Artur Boruc.

Berbatov tap-in
Given Celtic's......

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

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