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POSITIVE ATTITUDE

loverboy200107 (compasssex) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:43:56 GMT

The LOGIC works in the world

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Moral : Even If you have nothing, You

can get Anything ,

If your attitude is positive.

HAVE A HUMOROUS WEEKEND

loverboy200107 (compasssex) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:29:00 GMT

Have a great humorous weekend.

Leave Applications...

Enjoy the following collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places in India.

1.      Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave".

2.      This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3.      Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4.      From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please......

How to Make a Woman Happy

loverboy200107 (compasssex) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:23:20 GMT

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her......

IS THIS MIRACLE OR WHAT

loverboy200107 (compasssex) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:18:52 GMT

Nothing is impossible!!!!

The miracle man…!!!

See a sort of inexplicable enthusiasm, firm confidence and indomitable tenacity in his face?!! Marvelous?!! !!!!!!!!
For people who make themselves in distress because of futile, frivolous and trivial reasons? Lets see him and learn myriad lessons from him?!!

Miracle man walks again

Monday, July 9, 2007.

He survived against all the odds; now Peng Shulin has astounded doctors by learning to walk again.
When his body was cut in two by a lorry in 1995, it was little short of a medical miracle that he lived.

It took a team of more than 20 doctors......

IS THIS MIRACLE OR WHAT

loverboy200107 (compasssex) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:19:09 GMT

Nothing is impossible!!!!

The miracle man…!!!

Monday, July 9, 2007.