We have mooved to Salisbury in Wiltshire to thous of you reading this around the world thats right down the bottom of the uk Im shure if you typed it into Google you would finde it. Actualy We are living in a little vilage abou 15 miles out side of Salisbury called Sixpenny Handly.

Its quite differant from Handsworth Birmingham. For starters theres no handsworth anthem any moor ( police car and fire engine sirens)

In Salisbury you ave a news program called South Today, it reports on all the local goingons etc and in Birmingham you have Middlands Today. Both are by the BBC.  In Middlands today you have house burnt down here murder there and a whole plethera of things going on. In South today you have sheep stolen! Tiddels the cat runs away.

I was invited to a hevey metal gig in Birminghamm, there was a bit of a punch up every body was drunk and some were stoned ( dont nessisarily disaprove of that) Then I was invited to one in Salisbury. Same music but no one was drunk no one was stoned no punch up ( which im told is quite common its called a mosh pit im told) but not in Salisbury.

In Birmingham thers the so called hoodys ( not all of them are bad REALY)  in Salisbury there are non to be seen

In Birmingham if I want to get a curry at 3am I can get one in Salisbury thay role up the pave ments ( Side walk to you Americans) at 8pm In fact if you have seen the film Stepford Wifes well Salisbury is a bit like that.

I could not sleep for nearly a week because it was so quiet here in Salisbury AND at night I can see the stars its incredable.

Petrol is 6p a Ltr. moor here than in Brum.

All that said I miss Birmingham But I also love Salisbury. Like the Brummys thay are a friendly people.

My TV was terrible when it rained there was no TV and as you know this summers don nothing but rain! However we brought a do it your self satilight system. What a compleat shit to set up one gnats wisker in the wrong direction and no picture we pitherd around with it all bludy day.We now have 200 channels of adverts to wach.

OH By the way we are Grandads !!  my son had a little girl and my daughters having a Boy in January! it was only 10 mins ago thay were babys them selfs.

I realy do think as I get older time travels faster.

Thats al for now

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I noticed that there were lots of different sculpturs and statues etc.. ssome were huge, and some buildings were infact pices of art in them selfs. So I have come up with a new word for the english language.

ARTYTECTURE as a word connected to ARCHITECTURE where a building beeing a normal run of the mill word be architecure but a bilding tha looked like a pice of art work would now be called Artytecture!

Your thorts please.

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WATER! is definaly not my favorit drink its for cooking and doing washing with and soking in after as shity day. Would you realy want to drink what comes out of your tap?

Jim didnt get his job that he went for in Wales, but after looking around the place where the average age was 107 and there were moor hairdressers in one small street than there is in the whole of Birmingham im sort of not that dissapointed.

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The cats just looked at the cat food i brought and said whats this crap you have got ?  

Amsterdam was wonderfull now thay know how to make great coffee!

and on Wednesday im of to Swansea because jim has a job interview. I realy hope he gets it.

Thats all for now :)

I have just been told I have got to go to Amsterdam Goody goody, all that sex and drugs. Pity that I have to work while im there 3 days in a nice hotel. I have been before its a great place if you ever get the opertunerty to go then GO! Jims going to come too which will be good i dont like traveling on my own. 

up way too late last night and no I wasnt drunk!

We had friends around last night and a jolly old time was had. I did not get into bed till 3am and was up at 7am im on my 4th tea and 2nd coffee and there not working!!

Just waching the news and there blithering on about fraud in the european government. Like we didnt know alredy!

We may have to moove soon Jims loosing his job in April and hes looking for work out side of Birmingham. I like mooving but most people dont, all that packing up its a great chance to clear out all the bludy crap that breeds under the sink and stairs. 

Bugger i have just ran out of cigarets, that meens i got to go out side into the real world Nooooooooooooo.! ( any one who says i should give up will be hunted down and shot!)

Well got to go better put some pants on and go down the shop!

 But shurely if we dont make exstended use of them and all other renewable sorces of energy then there will not be any seanery to look at, eaither because it under water due to rising sea levels or scorched in a drout!

So heres my idea! why not put smaller wind turbines ontop of exsisting pilons (transmission towers) which are alredy blotting the ladscape because it costs too much to berry the cables under ground.

Tar for reading Eean.

However a small word of warning  SIGN  the form even if you do not put any information on it you MUST sign it.

Thats all

There are 3 people who drive my car. Me, Graham, Alan, The camera was a local one we all know where it is. But one of us set it off. The form arrived asking who had commited the offence with space only for one name. I asked the other two and thay said thay didnt know who had don it ( Im not supprised) In fact it could well have been me.

I sent a letter to the police asking for evedance to see who had don the offence and thay sent a picture of the back of the car, no way of telling who was driving.

I again poninted out tel me which one of the drivers was driving Me, Graham or alan.?  Thay dont know so because im the registrard keeper of the car thay are prosicuting me for not having due diligence in know who was driving my car on a peticular day at a perticular time. I dont think this is very fair at all do you.

There will be a new post later today where i will let you know what the out come was.

Later all.

If you owe the tax office money thay are there bangiing down your door double quik. However if you actualy want to give them money like the car tax thay make you jump through hoop after hoop you would think that thay would be happy that you are actualy paying the damed car tax considering that a lot of people dont. but hay thats the government for you!

While the BBC we only pay £135 a year thay make a lot of there own programing, the BBC news is the worlds most wached and NO advertising at all. and people mone about it WHY for gods sake also for the £135 we get 100's of radio channels ( all didgital.) and again no advertising.

SO my point is give back the cable companys SKY ONE for free.

here ends mone of the day. Sniff. still got this bludy cold

Been arguing the toss with the bank I owe them £65 or $120 if your from America ( come on guys go metric will you) I pay them £10 a month thay call me and charg £10 so the dept dont go away I said dont cal me and thay would see the dept go down but no thay call so stale mate.

Little do thay know thay will be payed off in April 2 years early on a lone. then its good by HALIFAX !

Going off to Wales over the week end to see my family ( did i menshion im half welsh?)

My daughters comming to babysit the 4 cats the dog and the gold fish and eat my fridge with the  boyfriend, leave all the lights on the tvs on the washing mashine will be untuched along with the dishwasher and the vacume. ( Not that I use the vacume that often)

Its not stoped raining now of a week and the cats are comming in with muddy paws all over my bed sigh.

So I took them around the corner and sped them up the road, Thay took them then HA to you.

Sorry about that Ginger wanted a fuss he walks across the keybord.

Need to get a new tumble dryer mine died yesterday I blame my mom for over using it over the holiday.

OK chatt soon buy

My mom bless her helped me clean up the house ( or moor to the point held a gun to my head and made me clean it up.) I have green carpets! didnt know that!

My partener was poorly christmass day poor bear! he was welded to the lav. ( nothing i have fed him Honest)

Went to see my sis and her family in Wales was fed too much smoked too much and had a jollly old time. We wached the snow falling but because thay live right by the sea it did not settel.

Lotts of you guys had new computers for christmas, Now look darlings its not roket science Switch it on wait while it has a fuss. Clik start then help ask it what you want it do to! STOP phoning me untill you have actualy sat down and read the instructions.

Had a lot of computers that have had too much red wine to drink Now look thay dont like it thay relay dont. Nor do thay like beeing put in a kitchen, next to a heater or on a carpet. If it has to sit on the floor put a book or a try under it.

The cats are all well slobbing around like there owner ( or do thay own me Humm)

Littel do thay know its the vets on Wednesday for there anual vacsinations.

Well huggs to you all for now

Marks and spensers can deal with the navy, saindsburys can deal with the RAF and walmart can do the army them being american and all.

Morrisons can do the police because there a bit wooly hat, One stop can do the local governtments, Tescos can do the fire bregade and the ambulance, the NHS can be run by all the men and women who run the corner shops ( you know the ones that sell very out of date food and keep you waiting)

Superdrug, boots, nestle can run the UN.

Rupert Merdock can be cheif dictator and Gordon Brown can be his puppet. The rest of the government can be sent to Australia where by the aberiginays will shoot them and that will be the end of that.

Here ends my throught for today.

Been to school today to fix the computers that the little brats have wreked over the week. Look if you happen to be a teacher reading this dont let the little brats get your password!! it erns me lots of money fixing it but schools cannot aford it so keep the little buggers away OK??

Filled the car with petrol today then had to go and have a sleep in a dark room when i saw how much £5:00 a gallon or if your an american $11.40c

At this rate i will need a morgage to fill up the car.

My mothers comming on Monday so i had better dig out the vacume cleaner its under all this crap some where. The cats have probably hid it. Like thay do my shoos if i havent fed them.

Thats all for now i will keep you posed about weather i finde the vacume

My typings appalling and the spelling is worce and as for the grammer less said the better.

I'm a brummy incase you haddent worked that out and for thous of you who dont know what a brummy is I am from Birmingham England hence a Brummy. ( Its supposed to be spelt Brummie but I make my own rules up as I go!)

I have few hobbys mainly because im way to lazy to get of my arse ( can i say arse on here?) If i could have a travelator to my car from the frunt door I would.

 I finnished all my shopping today ( online of course remember im lazy) and when i found out that supermarkets diliver well i need never leave the house, exsept of couse to earn a crust pity i cannot do that at home realy. Ho i fix computers by the way so at least i get to sit on my arse all day doing it.

To you out there you know who you are TRY SWITCHING IT ON ! before you call me and i charge you a callout fee which you mone about. It should actualy be a getting off my sorry arse fee realy but i cannot say that on my buissness card.

I hate television, love doing things on a computer that you realy shouldnt do. eg downloding films opps thats MFI or MI5 never worked out which on my case now. well finde me i use other peoples internett and moor fool you if you dont secure it!

Got to go for now got four cats screeming at me to feed them.