﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[juxtapose.888's BLOG]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/4524924/</link><description><![CDATA[]]></description><language>en-us</language><copyright>bitcomet.com</copyright><pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:14:43 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:14:43 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>bitcomet.com</generator><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><ttl>30</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[3rd Grade]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/20485/</link><description><![CDATA[A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, &quot;Harry, what's your problem?&quot;<br /> <br />
Harry
answered, &quot;I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd
grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade
too!&quot;<br /> <br />
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.<br /> <br />
While
Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.<br /> <br />
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.<br /> <br />
Principal: &quot;What is 3 x 3?&quot;<br /> <br />
Harry: &quot;9.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br />
Principal: &quot;What is 6 x 6?&quot;<br /> <br />
Harry: &quot;36.&quot;<br /> <br />
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.<br /> <br />
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, &quot;I......]]></description><author>juxtapose888 (juxtapose.888)</author><pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:14:43 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>