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]]>dave195809 (south african dave)Thu, 15 May 2008 10:04:58 GMT<![CDATA[dad explains politics to his son [good laugh]]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/davejackson/post_24238/ A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
 
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning,......

]]>dave195809 (south african dave)Sat, 10 May 2008 01:23:21 GMT<![CDATA[HARLEY DAVIDSON AND GOD [FUNNY]]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/davejackson/post_23722/ Inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to Heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented "Okay, so you were the guy who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?".
Arthur said "Yep, that's me."..
God said "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?".
Arthur was initially embarrassed, but finally he said "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?". God replied "Yes."
"Well", said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design......

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