WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...... 

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'Bastards won't let me fart.'

credit to omega for an old post resubmitted after he removed his  and additions added to

a) finding option (right upper corner of blog)

b)custom HEAD

options:  chose color 4 u’re title (my title : DANGEROUS DAVEs blog chose color 4 u’re intro  i do not have a active  intro chose a background Head ( u can chose 1 of  the those u find there or use a URL 2 insert u’re   own chose if  Head background will repeat (if it’s a small img.) & also where 2 place it (if it’s a small img)

 c) Navigation options (mostly blog background options, 4 when some1 reads 1 of u’re  posts chose if u’re blog background will have a color,or will be transparent or  if   u will insert a URL with u’re own image  chose if background will repeat or position in case it’s smalle image then  background itself  chose u’re links colors (make sure u chose a diffrent color 4 link than    normal text if u do not want 2 confuse links with text)

d) Page options:  chose background 4 u’re blog’s main page  u can use  a transparent blog or insert a image of u’re own using a   URL chose the text color 4 u’re posts   chose link color 4 post & modules  shoes color 4 u’re post titles  not really sure what this option can do

 e) Module options  chose color 4 module border and type  chose color 4 module text title   chose color 4 module head background or insert a  URL     chose a color 4 module body background or insert a   URL

f) chose a counter style or just leave it the old fashion way (warning: if u chose a counter u will not be able 2 see nr of visits only no. of views)

 g) finally save  

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