Train Delay
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to......

THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE


Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage
anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in
their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the
secret of their well known "happy going marriage".


Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this
possible? "


Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on
different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding
seemed to be a crazy one.


On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple
over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's......

ok now I want to share with all of you a great article by the author of the famous  "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People", Stephen Covey~...Its really an interesting article~..Its a bit long, but i hope you all will read untill finish~..Ok. read and enjoy~...

Discover the 90/10 Principle.

It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations).

What is this principle?

10% of life is made up of what happens to you.

90% of life is decided by how you react.

What does this mean? We really have no control over 10% of what happens
to us.

We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late
arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off
in traffic.

We have no control over this......

This was from an actual trial in the UK: A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing.... .. She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was:

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant..
She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisem......

   thanks for droppin by and leave ur comment..u all are so kind~...lol~...well, today i have finished download my 1st movie..still dont have time 2 watch it, but i'll watch it later..(of course...if not y u downloading it at the first time?...lol~) and of course, i'll keep on seeding it..hey, thats wat we do rite?..as a torrent downloader...cannot selfish lol~...

   and today, i have bought my latest handphone..its a 3g phone..sony ericsson k800i~..eventough its not a new model, i dont care~...d important is, i am happy with it...lol~...i  love its camera (well its a 3.2mega pixel and have auto focus, flash), mp3 player, all its features lol~...

   so, today i am really happy~!!...may everyday as great as today~...