http://blog.bitcomet.com/speedemon/en-usbitcomet.comTue, 08 Jul 2008 11:29:11 GMTTue, 08 Jul 2008 11:29:11 GMTbitcomet.comhttp://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html30http://blog.bitcomet.com/speedemon/post_42816/  and one of a nude woman.
 They had been facing each other across a pathway
 for a hundred years, when
 one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with
 a single gesture, brings the
 two to life.

 The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
 patient through a hundred
 blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been
 given life for thirty minutes
 to do what you've wished to do the most.'

 He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
 running behind the shrubbery.

 The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
 giggling ensues. After
 fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and
 laughing.

 The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes
 left, would you care to
 do itagain?'

 He asks her 'Shall we?'

 She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
 change positions.......]]>mathir77 (speedemon)Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:29:11 GMThttp://blog.bitcomet.com/speedemon/post_22751/ company's Christmas party. He didn't even remember
how he got home from the party. 
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. 
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror .
Then he noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written
in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife
in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries
to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Jillian"
 
He......]]>mathir77 (speedemon)Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:14:22 GMThttp://blog.bitcomet.com/speedemon/post_22503/ and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm
while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
====================
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at
all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something
you forgot?
====================
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been......]]>mathir77 (speedemon)Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:45:24 GMThttp://blog.bitcomet.com/speedemon/post_22405/ Each girl has 7 backpacks.
In each backpack, there are 7 big cats.
For every big cat there are 7 little cats.
Don't count the bus driver !
Question: How many legs are there in the bus?

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