<![CDATA[Machiavelli]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/5625372/en-usbitcomet.comThu, 20 Nov 2008 07:10:13 GMTThu, 20 Nov 2008 07:10:13 GMTbitcomet.comhttp://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html30<![CDATA[Romance Mathematics 201]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/74998/ Thanks guys once again for all your understanding and continued support.  I thot i'd leave you with something to bring a little smile on your faces this weekend.  If you've read my post in the past, you must have come across "Romance Mathematics 101".  Well, this is sort of a continuation of that blog.  Happy reading!

 

 GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but

Married men are a lot more willing to die.

 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

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]]>teejay1852 (Machiavelli)Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:10:13 GMT<![CDATA[My Apologies !]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/74292/ Hey Guys,

 

Thansk for reading and voting in my last post. Havent had the time to reply all your comments and votes.  My sincere apologies to all that gave their comments and havent heard from me.  I've been in south east asia for a couple of months working on some IT project. Thank godness i'm finally done. Although, still have a few trips to make,  but i 'm pretty sure by the start of the new year, i'll be posting more frequently. Still got some rib-cracking jokes to share and a few stories about my experiences in asia.

Miss you guys, keep up the good work. Monti, gazdoc, leone, mell, debsha and the rest of the crew, be pretty sure you'll be hearing from me soon.

 stay cool...and peace!

 

2008-11-14,06:29:21

]]>teejay1852 (Machiavelli)Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:22:32 GMT<![CDATA[STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/44978/ Hey guys, its been a while since my last post. I've been away working and boy have i got lot of stories for you. I'll post em much latter when I'm back and settled. But for now, i thot i'd let you enjoy these jokes. Have fun and you'll definately be hearing from me later. a plus tard!

 

Boy: May I hold your hand?

Girl : No thanks, it isnt heavy.

 

Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me!

Boy: You love me....

 

Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?

Boy: Sure, whats your phone number?

 

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy:Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

 

Boy: I love you and I could die for you!

Girl: How soon?

 

Man: You remind me of the sea.

Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

Man: No, because you make me sick.

 

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says i'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

Peter: A bit of both.  I think you're pretty ugly.

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]]>teejay1852 (Machiavelli)Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:34:21 GMT<![CDATA[Help!!!! What Do I Do About This Girl?]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/41487/ I'm in a state of limbo. I think i know how i got here, the problem is how do i get out.  I met a beautiful girl, she's my neighbor...well not immediate but stays a block away. I could see her from my balcony and she likewise me...thats how we met.  She'd stare at me in such a profound manner that makes me think she wants something from me. Whatever it is, i have no clue...well.... maybe i do. We didnt speak at first, but much later we began communicating through smiles, eye winks and hand gestures.

After much persuasion from me, through our usual form of communication, she dramatically gave me her phone number....scribbling it in the air...believe me it's such a painful way of getting someone's number especially when you're meters apart.

 "Yesss" i shouted, as i jumped with shouts of excitement.  "Finally...." i said thinking i was getting somewhere and that this was going to be a game changer.  Boy..... was i in for a rude awakening.......

]]>teejay1852 (Machiavelli)Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:05:40 GMT<![CDATA[Romance Mathematics 101]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/41436/ I felt like sharing this with with you guys. It was sent to me a while ago by a friend and its quite LOL, i think you would enjoy it as well as i did. Take it from a guy who knows, these formulars work out 100% all the time, and it goes like this:

 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

smart man + smart woman = romance

 

smart man + dumb woman = affair

 

dumb man + smart woman = marriage

 

dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

smart boss + smart employee = profit

 

smart boss + dumb employee = production

 

dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

 

dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

 

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

 

2008-06-23.

Please do leave your comments. a plus tard!

]]>teejay1852 (Machiavelli)Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:36:59 GMT<![CDATA[MyBlog]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/41293/ Never been a blogger. This is my first foray into the world of blogging.  I'm not a good writer, but i know how to talk. its easier to get my message across verbally than thru print. All the same, i got inspired today to give this a try. Thanks Monti...you inspired me to do this.

 I must admit right here and right now that i dont know what the fuck to write about. All the same, I'll be blogging about anything and everything that I see and observe or that pisses me off and needs to be shared with u2006_0820Image0006 both at work, in the streets, on tv, radio, internet....crap anything that makes a good topic. This is goin to be a "NO HOLDS BARRED" post. Love......

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