﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[coyote39'sblog]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/5663791/</link><description><![CDATA[]]></description><language>en-us</language><copyright>bitcomet.com</copyright><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:35:13 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:35:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>bitcomet.com</generator><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><ttl>30</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[FREAKY VIDEO CLIPS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/135970/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091101/5663791_dqytvs091101052132.jpg" alt="5663791_ntexir090926055617" title="5663791_ntexir090926055617" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="100" height="100" /><font size="4" color="#ff0000">A FEW CLIPS OF FREAKY PEOPLE,THE FIRST ONE IS INTENSE STUFF,BUT AS HE SAYS HE IS STILL ALIVE,HE SEEMS PROUD TO SHOW HIS WOUND OFF,GOOD LUCK TO HIM,,<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091101/5663791_ivynqf091101052632.jpg" alt="5663791_mhkhfu091025052912" title="5663791_mhkhfu091025052912" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="100" height="100" />SOME OFF THESE WILL MAKE YOUR EYES POP OUT..</font> <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" width="425" height="350"> <param name="width" value="425" /> <param name="height" value="350" /> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ojppVg3FW7o" /> <embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ojppVg3FW7o"></embed> </object> <font size="4" color="#ff0000">SOME STRANGE PEOPLE OUT THERE....<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091101/5663791_ewmsbz091101052928.jpg" alt="5663791_ylpueb090926060638" title="5663791_ylpueb090926060638" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="100" height="100" />......</font>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:35:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[INFORMATION FOR NEWBEES]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/134428/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091025/5663791_blmppq091025052751.jpg" alt="wil-4" title="wil-4" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="100" height="100" /><font size="4"><u><font color="#ff0000">HELPFULL TIPS FOR NEWBEES</font></u><font color="#ff0000"><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091025/5663791_mhkhfu091025052912.jpg" alt="wil-21" title="wil-21" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="100" height="100" />&nbsp;&nbsp; TO START,THE SCORES ARE POINTS AWARDED FOR UPLOADING,AS YOU DOWNLOAD YOU UPLOAD ASWELL,WHEN DOWNLOAD FINISHED,YOU STILL UPLOAD BUT IF YOU JUST GET THE DOWNLOAD AND STOP UPLOADING YOU GET NO POINTS FOR YOUR SCORE,ALSO YOU ARE THEN CLASSED A LEECH,A PERSON WHO TAKES AND DOES NOT SHARE.YOU HAVE A PERCENTAGE......</font></font>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:05:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[BULLFIGHTING BULL WINS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/133325/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font size="4" color="#ff0000"><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091021/5663791_fhlxls091021053340.jpg" alt="wil-4" title="wil-4" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="100" height="100" />A FEW VIDEO CLIPS WHERE THE BULL GETS ITS REVENGE,A WELL DESERVED REVENGE,ITS ALL ONE SIDED MOST OF THE TIME,ITS NICE TO SEE IT GET SOME PAYBACK, <img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091021/5663791_jrnwem091021053952.jpg" alt="images" title="images" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="120" height="110" /> <img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091021/5663791_zbkyds091021054819.jpg" alt="imagesCASQ0B93" title="imagesCASQ0B93" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="125" height="105" />......</font></p>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:03:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[DEATHS AND BROKEN BONES OUCH 3]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/132097/</link><description><![CDATA[<font size="4" color="#ffff00">&nbsp; MORE CLIPS OF PAIN 3&nbsp;MORE CLIPS FOR YOUR VEIWING,SOME DO NOT LIVE TO C ANOTHER DAY,THATS ONE RISK WITH DOING SILLY THINGS I GUESS&nbsp; 
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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW,THANKS FOR VISITING <font color="#ff0000">not for the weak..thanks</font></font>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:48:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[INSTRUCTIONS HOW TO CUSTOM YOUR BLOG PAGE]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/128739/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font size="4" color="#ff0000">HOW TO CUSTOM YOUR PAGE INSTRUCTIONS&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <u>STEP1</u> SELECT CUSTOM STYLE AT TOP OF PAGE,THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS.. Head 
<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="40">Title: </td> <td width="350"><img id="blog_title_A" style="background-color: #3300ff" class="colorBan" src="http://blog.bitcomet.com/CommonRes/images/colorpickericon.gif" alt="" align="absMiddle" /> </td> <td align="right">&nbsp;</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Intro: </td> <td><img id="blog_signature" style="background-color: #0000ff" class="colorBan" src="http://blog.bitcomet.com/CommonRes/images/colorpickericon.gif" alt="" align="absMiddle" /> <span class="colorinputerror">&times;</span></td> <td align="right">&nbsp;</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Background: </td> <td colspan="2"><img id="blog_headbg" style="background-color: transparent" class="colorBan" src="http://blog.bitcomet.com/CommonRes/images/colorpickericon.gif" alt="" align="absMiddle" />......</td></tr></tbody></table></font></p>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:47:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ACCIDENTS&amp;ANIMAL ATTACKS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/127995/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font size="4" color="#ff0000"><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091004/5663791_nsaioo091004040015.jpg" alt="wil-4" title="wil-4" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="100" height="100" />&nbsp; NOT FOR THE WEAK<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091004/5663791_gmitra091004040223.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-3" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-3" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="120" height="136" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; HERE ARE SOME MORE CLIPS,OF PAIN AND TWISTED LIMBS,SOME ARE VERY GRAPHIC BROKEN BONES,BUT ALL IN GOOD TASTE,LOTS OF PAIN IN THESE CLIPS...<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091004/5663791_cxmoau091004040724.gif" alt="animated-109" title="animated-109" hspace="5" vspace="5" />......</font></p>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 04:10:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/126520/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font size="4" color="#ff0000"><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090926/5663791_ntexir090926055617.jpg" alt="wil-4" title="wil-4" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="100" height="100" />WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090926/5663791_dlhnib090926055746.jpg" alt="wil-4" title="wil-4" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="100" height="100" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090926/5663791_dvdoxl090926055919.gif" alt="animated-109" title="animated-109" hspace="5" vspace="5" />......</font></p>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 06:14:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[FORMULA 1 CRASHES]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/124538/</link><description><![CDATA[<font size="4" color="#ff0000"><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090918/5663791_pkssve090918104914.gif" alt="walker" title="walker" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="122" height="141" />FORMULAR 1 CRASHES:ASELECTION OF CRASHES FROM 2000,WELL PAINFULL,ITS THE SPEED THEY DO THEN THE CRASH,OUCH,HOPE YOU FIND IT ENTERTAINING.ANOTHER DANGEROUSE SPORT,DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.. <img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090918/5663791_qjtqun090918114028.gif" alt="bluesbro" title="bluesbro" hspace="5" vspace="5" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090918/5663791_hrmuia090918114118.gif" alt="animated-109" title="animated-109" hspace="5" vspace="5" />......</font>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:53:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[OUCH MOTORBIKE CRASHES]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/122737/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090911/5663791_syxsft090911060055.gif" alt="animated-109" title="animated-109" hspace="5" vspace="5" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090911/5663791_ljrwnk090911060123.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-5" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-5" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="141" height="140" />HERE IS A SELECTION OF MOTOR BIKE CRASHES AT THE RACES,ALL I CAN SAY IS THEY HAVE A LOT OF GUTS TO DO WHAT THEY DO ON THEIR BIKES,I HOPE YOU FIND IT ENTERTAINING.<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090911/5663791_ttwoaz090911064538.gif" alt="bluesbro" title="bluesbro" hspace="5" vspace="5" />......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:07:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[FARTING ALL YOUR GUTS UP]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/120675/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090903/5663791_sbfqst090903035932.gif" alt="Explode-02-june" title="Explode-02-june" hspace="5" vspace="5" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090903/5663791_ihzgib090903040006.gif" alt="Explode-01-june" title="Explode-01-june" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="180" height="135" />Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work. 
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Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, &quot;One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!&quot; 
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One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea.......</p>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:00:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[old couple and sex for first time ha ha ,ha]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/72214/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090801/5663791_zpuuwj090801131112.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-5" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-5" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="141" height="140" /><img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090902/5663791_sufruu090902123644.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-8" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-8" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="113" height="223" />Two......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:42:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[REALLY DIRTY,DIRTY VID CLIPS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/105327/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090725/5663791_pxzffu090725123955.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-6" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-6" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="165" height="110" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090725/5663791_vmqfmo090725124018.gif" alt="walker" title="walker" hspace="5" vspace="5" /><font size="4" color="#ff0000">HI I INVITE YOU TO WATCH SOME REALLY DIRTY VIDEO CLIPS,I HOPE THEY DONT OFFEND TO MANY PEOPLE,BUT ITS PART OF LIFE. <img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090727/5663791_nqbgaa090727060916.jpg" alt="Sexy_Nicole" title="Sexy_Nicole" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="600" height="450" />......</font>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:04:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[INSTRUCTIONS HOW TO ADD IMAGES TO YOUR COMMENTS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/102779/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090713/5663791_sshlej090713042422.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-5" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-5" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="141" height="140" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090713/5663791_ronaep090713042447.gif" alt="comic40" title="comic40" hspace="5" vspace="5" /><font size="3" color="#ff0000">HI A QUICK GUIDE HOW TO ADD IMAGES AND GRAPHICS TO YOUR COMMENTS TO YOUR FREINDS,,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbs......</font>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:47:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[BITCOMET RANK AND SCORE TABLE]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/101350/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090701/5663791_xiidnm090701074128.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-6" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-6" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="165" height="110" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090701/5663791_ajkyfu090701134426.gif" alt="walker" title="walker" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="122" height="141" /><font size="3" color="#ff0000">WELCOME TO A QUICK GUIDE TO BITCOMET RANKS AND SCORE TABLE,FULL LIST OF RANKS AND POINTS NEEDED.&nbsp;&nbsp; TO START YOU GET A 20 POINT SCORE FOR BEING CONNECTED TO BITCOMET FOR 10HRS+..YOU GET A 100 POINTS FOR UPLOADING 1000MB ..THE MAX YOU CAN GET IN ONE DAY IS 120 POINTS..<font color="#ff0000">THIS IS THE BITCOMET BIBLE..</font><font color="#040404">&nbsp;</font> <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="609" align="center" style="width: 457.05pt; border-collapse: collapse"> <tbody> <tr> <td align="center" valign="top" style="background-color: transparent; border-color: #d4d0c8; padding: 0.75pt"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: black; font-size: 10pt">Rank</span></strong></td> <td style="background-color: transparent; border-color: #d4d0c8; padding: 0.75pt"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: black; font-size: 10pt">Score</span></strong></td> <td width="146" style="background-color: transparent; width: 109.5pt; border-color: #d4d0c8; padding: 0.75pt"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: black; font-size: 10pt">Title</span></strong></td> <td width="132" style="background-color: transparent; width: 99pt; border-color: #d4d0c8; padding: 0.75pt"> <p> <strong>......</strong></p></td></tr></tbody></table></font>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:54:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[KNOCKOUT BLOW VIDS,,]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/100174/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font size="3" style="background-color: #ffffff" color="#ff0000"><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090619/5663791_ajmnzp090619153437.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-6" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-6" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="165" height="110" />SOME BOXING KNOCKOUT BLOWS AND COMBINATIONS,AND A FULL FIGHT,,FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ENJOY THE PAIN,THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SPORT,LOTS OF SKILL AND STAMINA REQUIRED,HOPE YOU ENJOY THE CLIPS,THANKS<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090706/5663791_fygoyq090706132150.gif" alt="roadrunner3" title="roadrunner3" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="250" height="130" /> <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" width="425" height="350"> <param name="width" value="425" /> <param name="height" value="350" /> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eYl-S2D7BM0" /> <embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eYl-S2D7BM0"></embed> </object>
THATS GOT TO HURT..<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090619/5663791_ssmhny090619153608.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-3" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-3" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="120" height="136" />......</font></p>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:33:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[WEIRD ANIMALS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/95489/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090513/5663791_bihptu090513052640.jpg" alt="788623107" title="788623107" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="461" height="324" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090513/5663791_gydepp090513053443.gif" alt="5663791_yqbnnx080911063312" title="5663791_yqbnnx080911063312" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="160" height="83" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090513/5663791_thcgnj090513052716.jpg" alt="star_nosed_mole-s1360x673-2274-580" title="star_nosed_mole-s1360x673-2274-580" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="580" height="287" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090513/5663791_fytzzl090513052758.jpg" alt="long_eared_jerboa-s468x337-2277-580" title="long_eared_jerboa-s468x337-2277-580" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="468" height="337" />......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 05:43:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[part 3 optical illusions]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/84878/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20091026/5663791_plndpa091026123508.gif" alt="bluesbro" title="bluesbro" hspace="5" vspace="5" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090209/5663791_emyrga090209111410.gif" alt="" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="160" height="83" />THESE ARE GOOD<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090222/5663791_chqsoq090222050521.jpg" alt="dungeon" title="dungeon" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="450" height="300" />......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 05:11:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[part 2 optical illusions]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/84073/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090209/5663791_emyrga090209111410.gif" alt="" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="160" height="83" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090527/5663791_pnesmt090527160953.gif" alt="roadrunner4" title="roadrunner4" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="165" height="110" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090215/5663791_fgrxnw090215083636.jpg" alt="dice_illusion" title="dice_illusion" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="450" height="452" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090215/5663791_mmoulr090215083740.jpg" alt="3d-illusions" title="3d-illusions" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="463" height="451" />......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 08:43:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[optical illussions]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/83449/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20080911/5663791_yvnwcs080911063338.gif" alt="" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="160" height="83" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090208/5663791_gignuz090208071640.jpg" alt="optical-illusion-2" title="optical-illusion-2" hspace="5" vspace="5" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090208/5663791_dpykrl090208071723.jpg" alt="Optical_Illusions" title="Optical_Illusions" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="398" height="523" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090208/5663791_nnjwfk090208071807.jpg" alt="illusions" title="illusions" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="490" height="452" />stare at the centre dot and watch the colours dissapear<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20080911/5663791_yvnwcs080911063338.gif" alt="" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="160" height="83" />]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:22:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[growing old he heee]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/82105/</link><description><![CDATA[<strong><u><img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />Growing Old</u></strong> <p>
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There is this guy who really takes care of his body, he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. he noticed that he is really sun-tanned all over, except his penis, and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach, strips <img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />completely and......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 06:45:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[a naughtie morale of the story.he heee]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/81433/</link><description><![CDATA[<strong><u>The Moral of the Story...</u></strong> <p>
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</p> <img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />One day, in a peaceful forest, a fly buzzed over a stream. 
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In the stream, a salmon was swimming, and it looked up and saw the fly. It thought to itself, &quot;If that fly would drop down about a half an inch, I'd be able to jump up, catch it, and I'd have myself something to eat.&quot; 
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Alongside the stream, a bear was standing. The bear looked at the fly, and thought to itself, &quot;If that fly would drop down about a half an inch, that salmon would jump up to catch it, and I could jump out, snag that salmon, and I'd have myself something to eat.&quot; 
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</p> <img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:32:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[hung like a donkey he heee wots the moral of this story]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/81431/</link><description><![CDATA[<strong><u>The Horse and the Chicken</u></strong> <p>
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</p> <img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! 
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</p> <img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:24:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[midget and a blonde  he hee]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/80767/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />One night these two midget brothers walk into a bar and one says &quot;Man I'm tired of screwing midget girls lets screw real women.&quot; So the other guy agreed. <br /> <br />
5 minutes later two blonde's walk into the bar and sit by the two midgets. <br /> <br />
So the four of them get talking and the midgets ask if they want to come to there hotel rooms and stay the night and have sex. <br /> <br />
So the two blonde's decide to go. <br /> <br />
In the first room the blonde and the midget were getting it on when the midget says &quot;Oh baby, I'm sorry this has never happened before, but I can't get hard&quot; <br /> <img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 10:07:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[lose your balls to cure your headache he..he]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/80765/</link><description><![CDATA[<font color="#0000ff"><font size="6"><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090903/5663791_zmdidn090903120438.gif" alt="bluesbro" title="bluesbro" hspace="5" vspace="5" />One Hell of a Headache <br /> <br /> </font><img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" /><br /> <br /> </font><font color="#000000"><font size="4">TSteve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist.<br /> <br />
The doctor said, &quot;Good news is I can cure your headaches.<br />
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very......</font></font>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 09:55:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[long story of a man called bob he,,he]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/77737/</link><description><![CDATA[<h3><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090902/5663791_hovnig090902124004.gif" alt="wil-e-coyote-f12-3" title="wil-e-coyote-f12-3" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="120" height="136" />Bob's <a name="Funny_Retirement_Story" title="Funny_Retirement_Story"></a>Funny Retirement Story</h3> <p>
Dear Friends<img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" /> </p> <p>
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation. 
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When I got laid off......</p>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:09:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[classic retirement syndrome ha..ha..]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/76657/</link><description><![CDATA[<h3><a name="A._A._A._D._D._-_Classic_Retirement_Syndrome_" title="A._A._A._D._D._-_Classic_Retirement_Syndrome_"></a>A. A. A. D. D. - Classic Retirement Syndrome</h3> <p> <img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. &ndash; Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. 
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This is how it manifests itself: 
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I decide to water my garden.<a href="http://blog.bitcomet.com/index.htm"></a> </p> <p>
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. 
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As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. 
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I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. 
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I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table, and notice that the bin is full.<img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />......</p>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:30:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[THE PERFECT DIVORSE HE .HE...]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/75433/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" /> <h2><a rel="bookmark" href="http://www.jokebandit.com/relationship/divorce-joke/" title="Permanent Link to Divorce Joke"><u><font color="#0066cc">Divorce Joke</font></u></a></h2> <p>
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, &ldquo;Honey, I know we&rsquo;ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.&rdquo;<img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" /> </p> <p>
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.&nbsp; She then says, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;......</p>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:14:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[how long has it been??ha ha]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/73727/</link><description><![CDATA[<x-disabled-div> <img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />How Long Has it Been? 
</x-disabled-div> <x-disabled-div> <p>
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. &quot;Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?&quot; 
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&quot;Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.&quot; 
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The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, &quot;It looks like you have seen a lot of action.&quot; 
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&quot;Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.&quot; 
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The young lady, tiring of trying to start up......</p></></></>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:58:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[my wife dont want me,ha,ha]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/71314/</link><description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td width="5">&nbsp;</td> <td valign="top"> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <h1>My wife just isn't interested</h1> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="400" valign="top"><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20090903/5663791_uiamlc090903120142.gif" alt="animated-109" title="animated-109" hspace="5" vspace="5" />&quot;Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?&quot; &quot;Look, I can't prescribe...&quot; &quot;Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I am desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me.&quot; The doctor <img src="/Emotions2/baozi/6.gif" border="0" alt="" align="absMiddle" />......</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:01:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[rules of the coyotee and life storie]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/70617/</link><description><![CDATA[<strong><font color="#ff0000">Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote Cartoon<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20080911/5663791_yqbnnx080911063312.gif" alt="" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="160" height="83" /><br /> <br /> </font></strong>The Road Runner &amp; Wyle Coyote cartoons are a series of Looney Tunes<br />
cartoons created by Chuck Jones for Warner Brothers.<br /> <br /> <br />
The Roadrunner shorts are very simple in their premise: the Road<br />
Runner, a flightless cartoon bird (loosely based on a real bird,<br />
the Greater Roadrunner), is chased down the highways of the<br />
Southwestern United States by a hungry coyote, named Wile E.<br />
Coyote (a pun on &quot;wily coyote&quot;). Despite numerous clever<br />
attempts, the coyote never catches or kills the Road Runner, and<br />
all of his elaborate schemes end up injuring himself in humorous<br />
instances of highly exaggerated cartoon slapstick......]]></description><author>koyotee39</author><pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:20:15 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>