﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Boldman's BLOG]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/5681258/</link><description><![CDATA[]]></description><language>en-us</language><copyright>bitcomet.com</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:31:04 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:31:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>bitcomet.com</generator><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><ttl>30</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[AuToMaTiC eMaiL RePLy MeSsaGeS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/24535/</link><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"> <font face="Tahoma" color="#ff00ff">1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the<br />
position. Be prepared for my mood.<br /> </font> </div> <div align="center"> </div> <div align="center"> </div> <div align="center"> <br /> <font face="Tahoma" color="#008000">2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.<br /> </font> </div> <div align="center"> </div> <div align="center"> </div> <div align="center"> <br /> <font face="Tahoma" color="#800000">3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.<br />
If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.<br /> </font> </div> <div align="center"> </div> <div align="center"> </div> <div align="center"> <br /> <font face="Tahoma" color="#ff0000">4. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.<br /> </font> </div> <div align="center"> </div> <div align="center"> </div> <div align="center"> <br /> <font face="Tahoma" color="#0000ff">5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I<br />
return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the<br />
order it was received.</font> </div>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:31:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Lots of Healthy Habits]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/24478/</link><description><![CDATA[<p align="center"> <strong><font color="#ff0000">BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS</font></strong> </p> <p align="center"> <strong></strong> </p> <p align="center"> <font color="#ff0000">1. No Breakfast </font> </p> <p align="center"> <font color="#0000ff">People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font color="#0000ff">This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.</font> </p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <font color="#ff0000">2. Overeating</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font color="#0000ff">It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.</font> </p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <font color="#ff0000">3. Smoking</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font color="#0000ff">It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.</font> </p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <font color="#ff0000">4. High Sugar consumption</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font color="#0000ff">Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.</font> </p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <font color="#ff0000">5. Air Pollution</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font color="#0000ff">The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.</font> </p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <font color="#ff0000">6. Sleep Deprivation</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font color="#0000ff">Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.</font> </p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <font color="#ff0000">7. Head covered while sleeping</font> </p> <p align="center"> <font color="#0000ff">Sleeping with......</font></p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 18:34:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[THAT MAKES SENSE]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/24322/</link><description><![CDATA[<p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: blue" align="center">
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!<br />
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
</p> <p align="center"> <br /> </p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red" align="center">
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like<br />
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. 
</p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #00c1c2" align="center">
Think about it.
</p> <p align="center"> <br /> </p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: green" align="center">
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,<br />
but what we are inside
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. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
</p> <p align="center"> <br /> </p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: blue" align="center">
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,<br />
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
</p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: fuchsia" align="center">
That's called Attitude&hellip;! Keep on rocking!
</p> <p align="center"> <br /> </p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #813f62" align="center">
5. Every lady hopes 
</p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #813f62" align="center">
that her daughter will marry a better man than she did<br />
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
</p> <p align="center"> <br /> </p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red" align="center">
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.<br />
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.<br />
They said
</p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #00c1c2" align="center">
, he who never lived, cannot die!
</p> <p align="center"> <br /> </p> <p style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #2f2f2f" align="center">
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?<br />
He's now being harassed......</p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 06:26:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beauty of Mathematics!!!]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/24106/</link><description><![CDATA[<p align="center">
Absolutely amazing!
</p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center">
1 x 8 + 1 = 9 
</p> <p align="center">
12 x 8 + 2 = 98<br />
123 x 8 + 3 = 987<br />
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876<br />
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765<br />
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654<br />
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543<br />
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432<br />
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 
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</p> <p align="center">
1 x 9 + 2 = 11<br />
12 x 9 + 3 = 111<br />
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111<br />
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111<br />
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111<br />
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111<br />
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111<br />
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111<br />
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 
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</p> <p align="center">
9 x 9 + 7 = 88<br />
98 x 9 + 6 = 888<br />
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888<br />
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888<br />
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888<br />
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888<br />
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888<br />
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 
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</p> <p align="center">
Brilliant, isn't it? 
</p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center">
And look at this symmetry: 
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</p> <p align="center">
1 x 1 = 1<br />
11 x 11 = 121<br />
111 x 111 = 12321<br />
1111 x 1111 = 1234321<br />
11111 x 11111 = 123454321<br />
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321<br />
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321<br />
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321<br />
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654......</p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 08:08:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[6 Weeks, 6 Months and 6 Years]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/23910/</link><description><![CDATA[<p align="center"> <strong><font color="#008000">Dating process:</font></strong> </p> <p align="center">
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.<br />
6 months : Of course I love U.<br />
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
</p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <strong><font color="#008000">Back from Work:</font></strong> </p> <p align="center">
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.<br />
6 months : BACK!!<br />
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
</p> <p align="center"> <br /> <strong><font color="#008000">Gifts:</font></strong> </p> <p align="center">
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.<br />
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.<br />
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
</p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <strong><font color="#008000">Phone Ringing:</font></strong> </p> <p align="center">
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.<br />
6 months : Here, for you.<br />
6 years : PHONE RINGING.
</p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <strong><font color="#008000">Cooking:</font></strong> </p> <p align="center">
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!<br />
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?<br />
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
</p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <strong><font color="#008000">Apology:</font></strong> </p> <p align="center">
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.<br />
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.<br />
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
</p> <p align="center">
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</p> <p align="center"> <strong><font color="#008000">New Dress:</font></strong> </p> <p align="center">
6......</p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 01:46:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/23724/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <strong><font size="3" color="#008000">(Passing requires 4 correct answers, no cheating!!)</font></strong> </p> <p>
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</p> <p>
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 
</p> <p>
2) Which country makes Panama hats? 
</p> <p>
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 
</p> <p>
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 
</p> <p>
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 
</p> <p>
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 
</p> <p>
7) What was King George VI's first name? 
</p> <p>
8) What color is a purple finch? 
</p> <p>
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 
</p> <p>
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? 
</p> <p> <br /> <strong>Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.</strong> </p> <p> <strong>Check your answers below. </strong> </p> <p>
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</p> <p> <br /> <font size="3" color="#008000"><strong>ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ</strong></font> </p> <p> <br />
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color="#ff0000"><strong>116 years</strong></font> </p> <p>
2) Which country makes Panama hats?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <font color="#ff0000"><strong>Ecuador</strong></font> </p> <p>
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#ff0000">Sheep and Horses</font></strong> </p> <p>
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#ff0000">November</font></strong> </p> <p>
5)......</p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 03:21:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Three Secrets to Happiness]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/23529/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
We all know that money can&rsquo;t buy happiness &hellip; but many times we act as if we&rsquo;d be happier with a bit more money. We are conditioned to want to be rich (when we know the rich aren&rsquo;t happy either); we are trained to want the latest gadget or style that television tells us to want; we want to earn more money because then we&rsquo;ll have the good life.
</p> <p>
&nbsp;
</p> <p>
But none of that will bring us happiness. No matter how much we earn, no matter how much we have in the bank, no matter how nice our clothing or cars or toys, none of it will make us happier. And the sad thing is that it could take us decades of pursuing wealth and luxury items before we realize this.
</p> <p>
&nbsp;
</p> <p>
So what will bring us happiness? Luckily, it&rsquo;s three things that don&rsquo;t cost a thing. These three things have been proven by research &mdash; surveys of hundreds of thousands of people about what they have, what their lives are like, and how happy they are.
</p> <p> <br /> <strong><font color="#000080">Here they are, the......</font></strong></p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:30:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Old...But]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/23518/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <strong><font size="2" color="#999999">God created the donkey</font></strong> </p> <blockquote> <p> <font size="2">and said to him.<br />
	&quot;You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset<br />
	carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,<br />
	you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.&quot;<br />
	The donkey answered:<br />
	&quot;I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years.&quot;<br />
	God granted his wish.</font> </p> </blockquote> <p>
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</p> <p> <strong><font size="2" color="#ff99cc">God created the dog</font></strong> </p> <blockquote> <p> <font size="2">and said to him:<br />
	&quot;You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.<br />
	You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.<br />
	You will be a dog.&quot;<br />
	The dog answered: <br />
	&quot;Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.&quot;<br />
	God granted his wish.</font> </p> </blockquote> <p>
&nbsp;
</p> <p> <strong><font size="2" color="#339966">God created the monkey</font></strong> </p> <blockquote> <p> <font size="2">and said to him:<br />
	&quot;You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.<br />
	You will be amusing and you will live<br />
	20 years.&quot;<br />
	The monkey answered:<br />
	&quot;To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years.&quot;<br />......</font></p></blockquote>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 19:08:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Nice Joke]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/22881/</link><description><![CDATA[<p align="left">
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... 
</p>
<p align="left">
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: 
</p>
<p align="left">
&quot;Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!&quot; 
</p>
<p align="left">
The voice from the other side responded: 
</p>
<p align="left">
&quot;You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?&quot; 
</p>
<p align="left">
&quot;No&quot; replied the trainee. 
</p>
<p align="left">
&quot;It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!&quot; 
</p>
<p align="left">
The trainee shouted back: &quot;And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?&quot; 
</p>
<p align="left">
&quot;No!&quot; replied the Managing Director angrily. 
</p>
<p align="left">
&quot;Thank God!&quot; replied the trainee and put the phone down..... 
</p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:40:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PEACE OF MIND]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/22366/</link><description><![CDATA[<p> <font size="2">If you were to ask your neighbor, </font> </p> <p> <font size="2">&quot;What would give you peace of mind?&quot; he might tell you,</font> </p> <p> <font size="2">&quot;A vacation in Bermuda!&quot; or</font> </p> <p> <font size="2">&quot;An extra hundred grand would give me peace!&quot;, or</font> </p> <p> <font size="2">&quot;A new Ferrari would make me content!&quot;</font> </p> <p> <font size="2">But going places - and getting stuff - is usually a temporary solution... </font> </p> <p> <font size="2">Peace of mind rarely comes from getting more stuff.</font> </p> <p> <font size="2">Getting more stuff usually leads to wanting even more stuff!</font> </p> <p> <font size="2">Peace of mind starts with being grateful for what we have right now.</font> </p> <p>
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</p> <p> <strong><font size="2">GRATITUDE is POWER</font></strong> </p> <p> <font size="2">When we are thankful for what we have - for the friends we have, and for the things we've got, we attract more good people and good things!</font> </p> <p> <font size="2">People, who always complain about what they DON'T HAVE, stay stuck. Complainers attract more things to complain about! </font> </p> <p> <font size="2">It is a law of life. It's hard to explain, but you can observe it around you. We get more of what we dwell upon. </font> </p> <p> <font size="2">That's why all the spiritual masters have taught the same lesson.........</font></p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:40:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[CAPTCHA Tests]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/21828/</link><description><![CDATA[<p align="left">
&nbsp;
</p> <p align="left"> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong>CAPTCHA</strong> is rather odd sounding, but it's something we all have to deal with on our computers from time to time. Not sure what it means? Well, allow me to explain! CAPTCHA stands for Completely Automated Public Turing [test to tell] Computers and Humans Apart. It's basically a kind of response test used with computers to determine if a user is human or not. </font> </p> <p align="left"> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In other words, when you're on certain Web sites, have you ever had to type in a series of letters and numbers in order to continue? If so, that's a CAPTCHA test! The code is sometimes distorted or it will have a design behind it that makes it a little harder to read. They look something like this: <img src="http://imgsrv.worldstart.com/ct-images/captcha.jpg" alt="" width="115" height="18" />. CAPTCHA tests are usually used on sites that allow you to do your shopping online. Web sites like MySpace and Ticketmaster, among others, use them a lot as well. </font> </p> <p align="left"> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Now, I know what you're probably thinking. Yes, CAPTCHA tests are sometimes hard to solve, but they are there for your own good. They are mainly used for security,......</font></p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:50:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[if he really loves u]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/21783/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
1. Know how to make you smile when you are do! wn!.<br />
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
</p> <p>
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
</p> <p>
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
</p> <p>
5. Come up behind you and put his ! arms around you.
</p> <p>
6. Play with your hair.
</p> <p>
7. His hands always find yours.
</p> <p>
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
</p> <p>
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
</p> <p>
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
</p> <p>
11. Never run out of love.
</p> <p>
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
</p> <p>
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
</p> <p>
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
</p> <p>
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
</p> <p>
16. Smile a lot.
</p> <p>
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 
</p> <p>
18. Appreciate you.
</p> <p>
19. Help others out.
</p> <p>
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. 
</p> <p>
21.......</p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:51:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Careful What You Ask For]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/21070/</link><description><![CDATA[A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. <br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, &quot;For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.&quot; <br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,&quot; said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. <br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said, &quot;Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to&nbsp; have a wife 30 years younger than me&quot;. <br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a......]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:05:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Best Moments In Life]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/20969/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
1. Falling in love.<br />
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.<br />
3. Enjoying a ride down the Country side.<br />
4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.<br />
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.<br />
6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.<br />
7. Passing your final exams with good grades.<br />
8. Being part of an interesting conversation.<br />
9. Finding some money in some old pants.<br />
10. Laughing at yourself.<br />
11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.<br />
12. Laughing without a reason.<br />
13. &quot;Accidentally&quot; hearing someone say something good about you.<br />
14. Watching the sunset.<br />
15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.&nbsp; 16. Receiving or giving your first kiss.<br />
17. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this &quot;special&quot; someone.
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18. Having a great time with your friends.<br />
19. Seeing the one you love happy.<br />
20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her......</p>]]></description><author>Boldman</author><pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:20:52 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>