"Let's take your car."
Really means...
"Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas."

"Woman driver."
Really means...
"Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."

"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen."
Really means...
"As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means...
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...
"Why isn't it already......

This was recommended to me by a friend as a good filesharing programme. Armed with a shiny, new broadband connnection I was wondering what to do with it aside from be amazed at how quickly pages loaded up compared to my dialup. So, here I am from the land of ignorance of 'torrents', literally pushing buttons to see what they do.

I was surprised to find a blog page, but what the hey! Anyone prepared to stop and say hi? Can't stay a newbie forever.

Teleute