This year we had a summer vacation in one of beautiful beach in Indonesia.  Carita beach is about a three hours drive along the highway to the west of Jakarta, and has great beaches for swimming, as the waters are relatively calm on west side of the Java island. If you love scubadiving, snorkeling, sailing, fishing and underwater photography; this place won't let you down. This resort offers a complete set of facilities including restaurants, accomodation, motorboats, and diving equipments. This beach is located is West Banten, Labuhan district, Pandeglang regency, whish is accessible by any land transportation and takes about 3 hours drive from Jakarta.

Besides whitesands beaches behind hundreds of swaying coconut trees, one panoramic highlight is the visibility of the infamous Krakatoa Volcano from Carita, rising above the horizon in The Sunda Strait between Java and Sumatera Island. I didn't have difficulties finding a place to stay here as many cottages, hotels, and......

Bill Gates recently got married. After the wedding, Bill and his new wife got back to their honeymoon suite and later, of course, they crashed into bed. Apparently things didn't work out pretty well for Bill that night. And the next morning his new wife got up, pointed at the embarrassed Bill Gates and rather annoyed she said: "NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR COMPANY IS CALLED WHAT IT'S CALLED!"

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence!!).

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and a woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on woman's finger and two under a man's eyes.

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me? My pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe, and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

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Son: "Is is true? Dad I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife till he marries."

Dad: "Son, that happens everywhere. EVERYWHERE!

Husband: "Nothing.:

Wide: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificare for almost 2 hours."

Husband: "I was looking for the expiry date."

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Son: "Mum, when I was in the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

Mum: "Well, you have done the right thing."

Son: "But mum, I was sitting on Daddy's lap"

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I have no ideas what so ever on this ranking thing. What's the benefit? How can i upgrade myself?

Hope there will be answers anytime soon around the corner.