Flaws of life..

Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
 
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
 
Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.
 
Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
 
Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
 
Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
 
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
 
Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early,......

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 

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Only skilled people can solve....... Once you succeed to solve this challange,

You can write the answer in comment and i'll tell u either its corrct or not..

Now here it is!

A man was traveling to Kasoa
At the bus stop, he met a man with 7 wives  
Each wife has 12 sons and 12 daughters
   

Each daughter of the man's wife had 4 sons and 7 daughters
   

Each son of the man's wife had 7 sons and 4 daughters
Each grand daughter had 4 friends
How many people got to kasoa?
   

CHALLANGE!!

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN THE ENGG DEPT.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATION.

If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN EXPORT CELL.

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.

This is a true essay written by a CSS candidate at the CSS Exam held in year 2002-2003 in Islamabad . The candidate has written an essay on Cow:



"COW"



He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And because he is female, he gives milks, [but will do so when he is got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have any such attachment]



What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion. {gober} is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes......

[2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

[3] Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

[4] Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

[5] The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.

[6] The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

[7] The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

[8] The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

[9] Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an......

 JANUARY
* Ambitious and serious
* Loves to teach and be taught
* Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
* Likes to criticize
* Hardworking and productive
* Smart, neat and organized
* Sensitive and has deep thoughts
* Knows how to make others happy
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Rather reserved
* Highly attentive
* Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
* Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
* Loves children
* Likes to point out people's mistakes
* Loyal
* Needs to improve social abilities
* Easily jealous

FEBRUARY 
* Abstract thoughts
* Loves reality and abstract
* Intelligent and clever
* Changing personality
* Temperamental
* Quiet, shy and humble
* Low self esteem
* Honest and loyal
* Determined to reach goals
* Loves freedom
* Rebellious when restricted
* Loves aggressiveness
* Too sensitive and easily hurt
* Showing anger easily
* Dislike unnecessary......

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying :

" Hi, how are you?"


I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
But I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
Embarrassed, " Doin just fine!"


And the other guy says: " So what are you up to?"


What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
Is too bizarre so I say: " Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"


At this point im just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear I
Hear another question. " Can I come over ?"


Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
Just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, " No.......
I'm a little busy right now !!!"

Then I hear guy say nervously....


Listen. I'll have to call you back. There's is an idiot in......

So don't forget to thank God for all the blessings you got, and others dont! 

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu". For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances,......

This truth is not shown to the world. By the media
I request you please circulate this wherever possible.

 American marines taking a rest in Khulfah Rashid mosque in Fallujah, Iraq.

Cross, painted on Quran by US Marines.

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