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jokes with technology

pargetz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:25:55 GMT

A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?

The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, someday I'll have

To tell you any way,

The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad

Respond: Please, listen carefully:

Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the Bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall.

Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.

Inflation

pargetz — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:57:48 GMT

Inflation & how it eats your money silently & affects your investments

Inflation, is an economic concept. What the cause of inflation is, is not important to us from the point of view of this article. What is important to us is the effect of inflation! The effect of inflation is the prices of everything going up over the years.

A movie ticket was for a few paise in my dad’s time. Now it is worth Rs.50. My dads first salary for the month was Rs.400 and over he years it has now become Rs.75,000. This is what inflation is, the price of everything goes up. Because the price goes up, the salaries go up.

If you really thing about it, inflation makes the worth of money reduce. What you could buy in my dad’s time for Rs.10, now a days you will not be able to buy for Rs.400 also. The worth of money has......

Inflation

pargetz — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:56:27 GMT

Investors beware of: Brokerage and taxation

         You probably know the concept that all your transactions in the stock market are done though a "stockbroker". A stockbroker earns a commission on whatever transaction you make. Suppose you make a transaction of Rs.2000, and the stockbroker charges you a 3% commission, then you have to pay the stockbroker Rs.60 (3% of Rs.2000) for the transaction. So your total investment in the transaction in “not Rs.2000”. The total investment in the transaction is Rs.2060/-

         So after sometime, if the price of the stocks you invested in goes up to Rs.2060 then you have not made any money because the total amount you invested was Rs.2060/-

         What......

sony k750 and k750I

pargetz — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:12:04 GMT

Standby Screen:
*#0000# - Reset language back to english

>*<<*<* (>= move joystick right, <=vice versa *=press * key) --> Service Menu

Hold # --> Silent mode

* , right key --> Lock keypad

+ or - while clock is active -->Highlight clock

+ or - in standby --> view phone info

Left joystick --> Write message (default)

Up joystick --> Media player (default)

Down Joystick --> Contacts (default)

Right joystick --> create custom shortcut if not already set

Press any no. then # -->Brings up call from SIM list

Menus:

C --> delete selected item

+ or - --> increase volume if media is playing

Hold back button--> return to stand by

Settings>Calls>Time & cost>Messages counter --> Number of sent messages

Settings>Calls>Time & cost>Data counter --> Sent/Recived Data counter

Menu Shortcuts:
1 --> Play now
2 --> Internet services
3 --> Entertainment*
4 --> Camera
5......

Nokia codes

pargetz — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:01:05 GMT

Hi !!
With Nokia codes or Nokia secret codes you can access hidden features and gain information about your Nokia phone. Many of the Nokia codes are only normally used by Nokia engineers. Nokiainfo.net takes no responsibility for any data loss resulting in using these Nokia codes.

Nokia code function

*3370# This Nokia code activates Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your Nokia cell phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%

#3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR)

*#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time

*#4720# With this Nokia code you can deactivate the Half Rate Codec

*#0000# Displays your phones software version,......