<![CDATA[theraindew's Space]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/en-usbitcomet.comSun, 01 Feb 2009 06:19:08 GMTSun, 01 Feb 2009 06:19:08 GMTbitcomet.comhttp://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html30<![CDATA[Join the queue]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_82826/ A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A funeral coffin was followed by a second one, about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I Know now is a bad time to......

]]>theraindewSun, 01 Feb 2009 06:19:08 GMT<![CDATA[The 2007 Women Drivers Award]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_67652/ The 2007 Women Drivers Award:

10th Place Goes to:

 

9th Place Goes To:

 

8th Place Goes To:
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]]>theraindewSun, 21 Sep 2008 18:13:49 GMT<![CDATA[Desperate Students 2]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_67648/ d1

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]]>theraindewSun, 21 Sep 2008 17:41:38 GMT<![CDATA[Women are Evil]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_67647/ A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

 

 

 


The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there......

]]>theraindewSun, 21 Sep 2008 17:29:16 GMT<![CDATA[Software Engineer]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_67354/ An ambitious software engineer finally decided to take a vacation. He
booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of
his life.

At least for a while.

A hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly..

The man found himself swept up on the shores of an island with no
other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

Used to five-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. So, for the
next four months he ate bananas,......

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]]>theraindewSun, 14 Sep 2008 18:30:05 GMT<![CDATA[Who is it? - On a lighter Note]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_48694/ While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He

Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to

Surround him with intelligent people.

 

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the

right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "

 

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister,

please answer this question:

 ......

]]>theraindewWed, 10 Sep 2008 09:04:07 GMT<![CDATA[Where is God?]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_48245/ A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning, with the......

]]>theraindewSat, 06 Sep 2008 07:55:16 GMT<![CDATA[Important Lesson]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_48234/  
"In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that do not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the......]]>theraindewSat, 06 Sep 2008 04:13:27 GMT<![CDATA[Genie]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47960/ Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband  shouted , "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to  apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the......

]]>theraindewWed, 03 Sep 2008 20:40:52 GMT<![CDATA[Cool Break-up Letter]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47959/ A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows:

 

Dear Ricky,

 

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

 

Love, Becky

 

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

 

 

In addition......

]]>theraindewWed, 03 Sep 2008 20:35:10 GMT<![CDATA[Are Women Smart?]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47883/A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention
that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted......]]>theraindewWed, 03 Sep 2008 09:09:34 GMT<![CDATA[Hearing Aid]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47742/
Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet,......]]>theraindewMon, 01 Sep 2008 19:40:52 GMT<![CDATA[Make Ur Point!]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47741/
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
......]]>theraindewMon, 01 Sep 2008 19:38:23 GMT<![CDATA[Something About Wives]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47740/ ----------------------------------------------------------

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was Water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She......]]>theraindewMon, 01 Sep 2008 19:35:10 GMT<![CDATA[Before and After Marriage]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47739/Before Marriage - - -



Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!




After marriage - - -

Simply read from......]]>theraindewMon, 01 Sep 2008 19:33:06 GMT<![CDATA[Husband Store]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47738/
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
......]]>theraindewMon, 01 Sep 2008 19:29:16 GMT<![CDATA[Two Ways to see things..]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47737/ ...

"My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady
swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I
understand she took to drinking right after we split
up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since."

 


"My Gosh," said my wife. "Who would think a person
could go......

]]>theraindewMon, 01 Sep 2008 19:25:43 GMT<![CDATA[School Trouble]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47736/
MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"......]]>theraindewMon, 01 Sep 2008 19:20:26 GMT<![CDATA[PC Games I have]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47731/ The Age of Empires – Collector’s Edition – G001

Battle Zone II – Combat Commander – G002

Blade of Darkness – G003

Caesar III – G004

Civilization III – G005

Command & Conquer Red Alert II – Allied Mission – G006

Command & Conquer Red Alert II – Soviet Mission – G007

Command & Conquer Yuri’s Revenge - Red Alert II Expansion – G008

Command & Conquer Tiberian Sun (2 CDs) – G009

......]]>theraindewMon, 01 Sep 2008 18:53:30 GMT<![CDATA[20 Years]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47473/
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee,......]]>theraindewSun, 31 Aug 2008 18:20:00 GMT<![CDATA[Married too long]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47471/ Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over Lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that Night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and Thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.......

]]>theraindewSun, 31 Aug 2008 18:09:23 GMT<![CDATA[Secret of Marriage]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_47469/ Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of marriage.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "blissful marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for our honeymoon.
Having......

]]>theraindewSun, 31 Aug 2008 18:00:22 GMT<![CDATA[TV Shows I Have]]>http://blog.bitcomet.com/theraindew/post_46950/
Title Season Format Disc Notes
24 1 DivX/XviD 2 DVDs
24 2 DivX/XviD 2 DVDs
24 3 DivX/XviD 2 DVDs
24 4 DivX/XviD 2 DVDs
24 5 DivX/XviD 2 DVDs
24 6 DivX/XviD 2 DVDs
8 Simple Rules 1 DivX/XviD 2 DVDs
8 Simple Rules 2 DivX/XviD 1 DVD
8 Simple Rules 3 DivX/XviD 1 DVD
Afterlife 1 DivX/XviD 1 DVD Audio Problem. Eng Subtitles included
Afterlife 2 DivX/XviD 1 DVD
Aliens In America 1 DivX/XviD 1 DVD
Ashes to Ashes 1 DivX/XviD 2 DVDs
Band of Brothers 1 DVD Video ......

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