﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[PHEONIX RETRNS's BLOG]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/</link><description><![CDATA[WELCOME TO MY BLOG]]></description><language>en-us</language><copyright>bitcomet.com</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:21:56 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:21:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>bitcomet.com</generator><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><ttl>30</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[THIS ONE`S GOOD]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_83137/</link><description><![CDATA[<br />
After having failed his exam in &quot;Logistics and Organization&quot;, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.<br /> <br />
Student: &quot;Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?&quot;<br /> <br />
Professor: &quot;Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!&quot;<br /> <br />
Student: &quot;Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.<br /> <br />
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and
go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an &quot;A&quot;
for the exam. &quot;<br /> <br />
Professor: &quot;Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?&quot;<br /> <br />
Student: &quot;What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?&quot;<br /> <br />
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give
the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an &quot;A&quot;,
as agreed.<br /> <br />
Later on the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.<br /> <br />
He immediately answers: &quot;Sir, you are 63 years......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:21:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[BABY BROTHER]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_83135/</link><description><![CDATA[A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she<br />
declared: &quot;A baby brother.&quot;<br />
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&quot;Daddy and I would like you to give me a baby brother,&quot; the mom said,<br />
&quot;but there isn't time before your birthday.&quot;<br />
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The little girl with a simple smile replied &quot;Why don't you do like they<br />
do down at the factory when they want something in a hurry? Put more men<br />
on the job.]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:18:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[IT INDUSTRY--A DAY IN]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_83134/</link><description><![CDATA[7:00 Wake up. Decide to do some really path-breaking work today.<br />
9:00 Reach office. Sign in. Switch on terminal.<br />
9:05 Check mail.<br />
9:15 Start replying to accumulated mail.&quot; I really hate being popular.&quot;<br />
9:40 Send mail to occupant of next to next cubicle. &quot; Taking in the new movie tonight ?&quot;<br /> <br />
9:45 Log into CyberSpace / M-Net / whatever.<br />
9:50 Start searching. There must be some girls logged in.<br />
10:05 Ask a girl for a date.<br />
10:10 Refusal!! Heartbroken.<br /> <br />
10:20 Recover equilibrium. Search for coffee. Anybody going to cafeteria?<br />
10:50 Back at desk. Decide to really start working now.<br />
11:00 Realize that the required manual is in the library. Will have to withdraw it.<br />
11:15 The spare library card was here somewhere. Where is it ?<br />
11:30 Give up on library card search as a bad job. Of course I can do<br />
the stuff without the manuals.<br />
12:45 Something written. Should get compiled.<br />
12:46 How can 40 lines of code give 283 lines of error ? Must be some typographical mistake. Will check......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:15:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[LITTLE ANGEL`S TEA]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_83132/</link><description><![CDATA[One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe two and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
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Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of tea, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was &quot;just the cutest thing.&quot; My mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for daddy, and she watches him drink it.
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Then my mom talks to my dad, &quot;Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?&quot;
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WE&nbsp; ALL KNOW, THAT WITH A NEW YEAR THERE R ALWAYS SOME ASPIRATIONS,
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EXCITEMENT AND PREDICTIONS ASSOCIATED. FOR SOME, IT MAY MEAN&nbsp; , FINDING BETTER JOBS, FOR SOME FINDING A GOOD COLLEGE, OR FINDING THE TRUE LOVE, AND FOR SOME JUST A HOPE OF FINDING PEACE WITH THEMSELVES.
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NEW YEAR ALWAYS BRINGS HOPE AND EXCITEMENT FOR A BETTER TOMMOROW. 
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NO MATTER WHAT THE DOINGS AND UN-DOINGS OF THE PAST.
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WITH THIS NOTE I WISH U ALL MY FRIENDS AND THEIR FAMILIES A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR 2009........
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MAY THIS YEAR TAKE ALL OUR NEGATIVES AND WITH THE HELP OF GOD`S LIGHT TURN THEM INTO MIRACLES OF TOMMOROW.... 
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&nbsp;AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED , I DONT ASPIRE FOR ANYTHING SPECIAL. JUST HOPE TO DO BETTER IN STUDIES AND SPORTS, BE A BETTER PERSON , AND REMOVE MY FEAR FOR PRETTY LADIES.....
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initially i decided to write this blog, just to let go off my frustration at some of the recent failures in my life.<br />
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; but first to give one the background of the situation,here in india,the educational envoirment is extremely competitive,especially in the premier institutes like the 1 i hav landed myself in.to give <br />
u a picture, every year there are more than 20 reported cases of students trying to give up their lives owing to the intense pressure, put on sometimes by the expectations of the parents, fear of the society or <br />
overestimating their individual limits.but though its true that none of the reasons or pressures can justify the xtreme steps taken by them, i dont really blame them for complaining because there are not too many oppurtunities elsewhere.<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp; COMING BACK TO ME, I FOUND MYSELF IN A SIMILAR SITUATION AS INSPITE OF MUCH OF THE EFFORT I COULD PUT IN, I WAS AWARDED 2 F GRADES THIS SEMESTER AND SOME OF THE RESULTS ARE STILL NOT OUT.<br />
ALTHOUGH......</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:20:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[TIME FOR ME !]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_79438/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
IT HAS BEEN LONG TIME ON THIS BLOG. BUT I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.MY NAME IS ASHISH (21) AND M AN&nbsp; ENGINEERING(B.TECH STUDENT) HAILING FROM -JAMMU AND KASHMIR(INDIA )....PRESENTLY IN NIT CALICUT(KERELA)INDIA..
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&nbsp;LEAVING THE CRAP STUFF... I WAS HERE ON BITCOMET MAINLY BECAUSE I LOVE&nbsp; DOWNLOADING..OR RATHER M AN DOWNLOADING ADDICT EVEN WHEN I DONT WANT SOME STUFF. WAIT A MINUTE M ACTUALLY NOT THAT MEAN ..I UPLOAD MORE THAM I DOWNLOAD..INFACT M SHARING ABT 100GB ON THE ARCHIEVE...
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&nbsp; I HOPE TO SPEND MORE TIME ON THE BLOGGING PART BUT I MUST SAY I AM A LITTLE BORED WITH THIS BLOG.. HOPING FOR THE BEST, I WILL KEEP UPDATING IN FUTURE... 
</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:18:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[NO MORE THAN A JOKE]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_79437/</link><description><![CDATA[The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.<br /> <br />
Nescafe official, 'Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We
at Nescafe have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100
million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us
this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily coffee'.&quot;<br /> <br />
The Pope looks outraged and thunders, &quot;That is impossible. The Prayer is the word of the Lord, It must not be changed.&quot;<br /> <br />
&quot;Well,&quot; says the Nescafe man somewhat chastened, &quot;We anticipated your
reluctance. For this reason, and the importance of the Lord's prayer to
all Catholics, we will increase our offer to $300 million. All we
require is that you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our
daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily coffee'.&quot;<br /> <br />
Again, even more sternly, the Pope replies, &quot;That, my son, is
impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and it must not be......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:05:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHAT A WAY TO DEAL WITH RECCESSION ?]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_75782/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
STEPS TAKEN BY HRD&nbsp; (HUMAN RESOURSE DEVELOPMEANT) &nbsp; MINISTRY TO DEAL WITH RECCESSION---
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Dear STAFF,<br />
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented
to raise the efficiency of our firm during these difficult financial
times.<br /> <br />
1) &nbsp;TRANSPORTATION:<br />
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.<br /> <br />
a) &nbsp;If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.<br />
b) &nbsp;If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we
assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.<br />
c) &nbsp;If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.<br /> <br />
2) &nbsp;ANNUAL LEAVE :<br />
Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).<br />
- They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs.<br /> <br />
3) &nbsp; LUNCH BREAK:<br />
a) &nbsp;Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they......</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:06:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHY  US IS IN  CRISIS ?]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_72304/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'<br />
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A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.<br />
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The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks.'<br />
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An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way
behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in
the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking
for work.'
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IF BABIES RULE THE WORLD ,WE MAY SEE THESE IN COMING YEARS<br />
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Means: &quot;There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical&quot;.<br /> <br />
&quot;CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?&quot;<br />
Means: &quot;Why isn't it already on the table?&quot;<br /> <br />
&quot;UH HUH,&quot; &quot;SURE, HONEY,&quot; OR &quot;YES, DEAR...&quot;<br />
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.<br /> <br />
&quot;IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN&quot;<br />
Means: &quot;I have no idea how it works.&quot;<br /> <br />
&quot;I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.&quot;<br />
Means: &quot;I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra.&quot;<br /> <br />
&quot;TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD&quot;.<br />
Means: &quot;I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.&quot;<br /> <br />
&quot;THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.&quot;<br />
Means: &quot;Are you still talking?&quot;<br /> <br />
&quot;YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.&quot;<br />
Means: &quot;I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the
first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:26:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[SOME VERY XCITING FACTS.......]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_70525/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
Hai All
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HERE ARE SOME ORIGINALS<br />
Coca-Cola was originally green.<br />
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.<br />
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start<br />
with.<br />
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.<br />
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.<br />
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only<br />
on one row ! of the keyboard.<br />
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!<br />
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.<br /> <br />
It is impossible to lick your elbow.<br /> <br />
People say &quot;Bless you&quot; when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your<br />
heart stops for a millisecond.<br />
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.<br />
The &quot;sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick&quot; is said to be the toughest<br />
tongue twister in the English language.<br />
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress<br />
a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.<br />
What do bullet proof vests, fire......</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:23:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[THE PERFECT COUPLE]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69860/</link><description><![CDATA[<br />
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.<br /> <br />
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life<br />
together was, of course, perfect.<br /> <br />
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their<br />
perfect car &nbsp;along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the<br />
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped<br />
to help.<br /> <br />
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to<br />
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple<br />
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving<br />
along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving &nbsp;conditions<br />
deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.<br /> <br />
Only one of them survived the accident.<br /> <br />
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed<br />
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:13:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[NOTHING TO LOSE]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69859/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
candidate is Arun an Indian (Mumbai) guy.<br /> <br />
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who
do not know JAVA program to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Arun
says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I
stay. I'll give it a try'<br /> <br />
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave.<br /> <br />
2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself ' I never managed
anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen
to me?' So he stays.<br /> <br />
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I left school
at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.<br /> <br />
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat
to leave. 498 people leave the room. Arun says to......</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:12:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[BEST MOMENTS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69605/</link><description><![CDATA[<font size="4" color="#6600cc">T h e&nbsp;&nbsp; B e s t&nbsp;&nbsp; M o me n t s&nbsp;&nbsp; I n&nbsp;&nbsp; Li f e <br />
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1. Falling in love.<br />
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2. Laughing till your stomach hurts. <br />
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3. Enjoying a ride down the country side. <br />
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4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.<br />
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5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside. <br />
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6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel. <br />
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7. Passing your final exams with good grades. <br />
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8. Being a part of an interesting conversation. <br />
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9. Finding some money in some old pants.<br />
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10. Laughing at yourself. <br />
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11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends. <br />
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12. Laughing without a reason.&nbsp;<br />
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13. &quot;Accidentally&quot; hearing someone say somthing good about you. <br />
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14. Watching the sunset. <br />
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15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life. <br />
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16. Receiving or giving your first kiss. <br />
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17. Feeling this buzz in your body......</font>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:48:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[INTELLIGENT ANSWERS TO DIFFICULT QUESTIONS !]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69602/</link><description><![CDATA[Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?<br />
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)<br /> <br />
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?<br />
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)<br /> <br />
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?<br />
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)<br /> <br />
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?<br />
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)<br /> <br />
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?<br />
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)<br /> <br />
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?<br />
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)<br /> <br />
Q. What looks like half apple?<br />
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )<br /> <br />
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?<br />
A : Dinner.<br /> <br />
Q. What......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:27:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[UNCONVENTIONAL FACTS !!]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69598/</link><description><![CDATA[Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.<br /> <br />
Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee.<br /> <br />
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!<br /> <br />
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.<br /> <br />
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without... but whatever you do, &nbsp;you'll regret it later.<br /> <br />
You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.<br /> <br />
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.<br /> <br />
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.<br /> <br />
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.<br /> <br />
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.<br /> <br />
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.<br /> <br />
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.<br /> <br />
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.<br /> <br />
You're getting old......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:09:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[MEN R HAPPIER PEOPLE!]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69596/</link><description><![CDATA[Obviously written by some male chauvinist - hope you can 'handle it'?<br /> <br />
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they
will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and
Four-eyes.<br /> <br />
EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw
in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.<br /> <br />
MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.<br /> <br />
BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The
average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
would not be able to identify more than half of these items.<br /> <br />
ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:53:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[REAL LIFE SITUATIONS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69422/</link><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20081009/7661292_ndgdqk081009054809.jpg" alt="image001" title="image001" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="371" height="430" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20081009/7661292_shntly081009054936.jpg" alt="image003" title="image003" hspace="5" vspace="5" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20081009/7661292_hofpxr081009055103.jpg" alt="image004" title="image004" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="492" height="660" /><img src="http://image.blog.bitcomet.com/postpic/20081009/7661292_khcmjz081009055228.jpg" alt="image005" title="image005" hspace="5" vspace="5" />......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:58:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[HUMOROUS ADS]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69184/</link><description><![CDATA[<br />
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached .<br /> <br /> <br />
Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!<br /> <br /> <br />
Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.<br /> <br /> <br />
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.<br /> <br /> <br />
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off .<br /> <br /> <br />
Sign In A Bar: &quot;Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br />
Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.<br /> <br /> <br />
Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.<br /> <br /> <br />
The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.<br /> <br /> <br />
Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.<br /> <br /> <br />
Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.<br /> <br /> <br />
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:10:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[HAVE A LOOK]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69121/</link><description><![CDATA[A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following<br />
exchange:<br />
Officer: May I see your license and registration?<br /> <br />
Driver: I don't have them. It's not my car. I stole it.<br /> <br />
Officer: The car is stolen?<br /> <br />
Driver: That's right. But I think I saw the owner's card in the glove<br />
box when I was putting my gun in there.<br /> <br />
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?<br /> <br /> <br />
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the<br />
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.<br /> <br />
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was<br />
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to<br />
handle the tense situation:<br /> <br />
Captain: Sir, can I see your license and registration?<br /> <br /> <br />
Driver: Sure. Here they are.<br /> <br />
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a<br />
gun in it?<br />
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.<br /> <br />
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told there's a body<br />
in it.<br />
Trunk is opened; no body.<br /> <br />
Captain: I don't......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:43:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[CONCEPT OF ICE]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69120/</link><description><![CDATA[Many of us carry our mobile phones with hundreds of names/ numbers<br />
stored<br />
in its memory but yet nobody, other than ourselves, know which of these<br />
numbers belong to our near and dear ones?<br /> <br />
In case we are involved in an accident or had a heart attack and the<br />
people<br />
attending us get hold of our mobile phone but don't know which number<br />
to<br />
call to inform our family members. Yes, there are many numbers stored<br />
but<br />
which one is the contact person in case of an emergency?<br /> <br />
For this reason, we must have one or more telephone numbers stored<br />
under the<br />
name ICE (In case of Emergency) in our mobile phones.<br /> <br />
Recently, the concept of &quot;ICE&quot; is catching up quickly. It is simple, an<br />
important method of contact during emergency situations.<br /> <br />
As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, just store<br />
the<br />
number of a contact person or person who should be contacted at during<br />
emergency as ICE&quot; (meaning In Case of Emergency).<br /> <br />
The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:39:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[READABLE]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69119/</link><description><![CDATA[<br /> <br /> <br />
&gt; One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didnt<br />
&gt; Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.<br />
&gt;<br />
&gt; In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as<br />
&gt; dirty and wierd with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean<br />
and<br />
&gt; said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their<br />
return<br />
&gt; the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way<br />
&gt; back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.<br />
&gt;<br />
&gt; So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked<br />
&gt; him and said they will be ready by that time.<br />
&gt; On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as<br />
&gt; this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in<br />
&gt; seperate classrooms for the test.<br />
&gt; They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.<br />
&gt;<br />
&gt; The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.<br />
&gt; Q.1. Your Name..........................]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:35:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHY SCORE THE LIMIT ?OR VICE- VERCA]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69094/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
I HAVE RAISED THIS POST TO ASK BITCOMET ..DO WE REALLY NEED TO CAP THE PER DAY POINTS TO A MERE 120.
</p>
<p>
&nbsp;SERIOUSLY I THINK THIS PLAN HAS SERIOUS DRAWBACKS.FOR EXAMPLE&nbsp; AS I ALREADY MENTIONED EARLIER- WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO UPLOAD OR SHARE 100 GB OR MORE OF CONTENT WHEN HIS PER DAY QUOTA WOULD BE SUFFICED BY MERE 10 GB.THIS CAP ..WHAT IT DOES IS MERELY DISCOURAGE FROM SHARING MORE.ALSO THERE IS NOT MUCH SENSE OF COMPETITION AS THE ONES WHO JOINED THE RACE EARLIER&nbsp; ARE BOUND TO GET TO THE TOP EARLIER. SO WE CAN DO NOTHING BUT WAIT.
</p>
<p>
ALSO SOMETIMES THE SCORES STOP RESPONDING EVEN TO 120 LIMIT..
</p>
<p>
BITCOMET SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT THIS...... IF IT WANTS TO MAINTAIN OUR LOVE FOR IT.... 
</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:44:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[SCORE STAGNANT]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_69081/</link><description><![CDATA[CAN ANYONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY MY SCORE IS STAGNANT AT 1497 FOR THE PAST 10 HOURS OR SO..INSPITE OF ME HAVING SHARED AROUND 25 GB.......]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:20:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[DEFINING HAPPINESS 1]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_68941/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
THE WORLDS GREATEST ART IS THE ARTF CREATING HAPPINESS. ONLY THE VERY GIFTED CAN TRULY CAN POSSESS AND FOR THAT MATTER UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS ART IS.
</p> <p>
&nbsp;WHAT DO WE AIM IN LIFE--IS IT MONEY? IS IT FAME OR IS IT RESPECT ? NO WHAT WE KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWINGLY AIM IS FOE HAPPINESS. BUT IN TODAYS WORLD THIS WORD HAS LOST ITS TRUE MEANING.NOW WHAT WE AIM FOR IS NOT HAPPINESS( FOR THAT MATTER EVEN MONEY OR FAME) .WHAT WE ARE MOST CONCERNED IS ABOUT BEATING OTHERS NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES OR WHETHER IT GIVES US ANYTHING.&nbsp;
</p> <p>
&nbsp;BUT HAPPINESS CAN ONLY COME TO U IF ONLY UR SPIRIT IS AT REST.THAt is u posees the ultimate jewel of--SATISFACTION . THAT CAN COME ONLY TO U IF U LET UR HEART TAKE CONTROL AND GIVE LESSER CONTROL TO UR MIND. BECAUSE THE MIND IN TURN MAY BE CONTROLLED BY EXTERNAL FACTORS BUT UR HEART ALWAYS REMAINS PURE AND FORGIVING.I DONT THINK THERE IS A SOUL IN THE WHOLE WORLD WHO DOSENT PITY ON THE POOR , OR CARE FOR THE TROUBLED OR DOSENT WANT TO HELP THE NEEDY .ITS JUST A......</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:36:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_68859/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE
</p>
<p>
&nbsp;HE LIKED A GIRL IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH. BUT HE DIDDNT TELL HER ABOUT HIS LOVE.EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.AFTER HE DIED THE GIRL WENT TO HIS HOUSE AND ASKED ABOUT HIM.HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM THE TRUTH AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM................ THERE SHE SAW ALL THE CDS HE HAD BOUGHT WERE UNOPENED..................SEEING THIS THE GIRL STARTED CRYING AND CRYING AND ULTIMATELY WENT TO COMA.....
</p>
<p>
DO U KNOW WHY SHE CRIED ?
</p>
<p>
SHE HERSELF HAD LEFT HER LOVE LETTERS IN THE CDS...
</p>
<p>
SHE LOVED HIM TOO !
</p>
<p>
MORAL OF THE STORY----------&nbsp;
</p>
<p>
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; IF U LUV SMONE, SAY IT DIRECTLY .DONT WAIT FOR DESTINY TO PLAY THE ROLE .....
</p>
<p>
&nbsp;
</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:21:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[SPIRITUALITY]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_68814/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
BEST COSMATIC FOR THE LIPS IS TRUTH
</p>
<p>
&nbsp;for the voice is prayer
</p>
<p>
&nbsp;for the eyes is pity
</p>
<p>
&nbsp;for the hands is charity
</p>
<p>
&nbsp;and for the heart is care
</p>
<p>
&nbsp;
</p>
<p>
ALWAYS KEEP THESE IN YOUR BEAUTY BOX(HEART ) 
</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:56:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHY ?]]></title><link>http://blog.bitcomet.com/aashishih_b/post_68812/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
I AM APERSON WHO KEEPS MY PC ON 24 HOURS AND M SHARING MORE THAN 50 GB...CAN SMONE TELL ME WHY THE HELL M NOT GETTING 120 POINTS(SCORE) IN 1 DAY.....HAS SPEED OF INTERNET CONNECTION ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT? 
</p>]]></description><author>PHEONIXRETRNS</author><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:17:31 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>