Student: it's "Long", sir.

Teacher: no problem, just say it.

Student: really... it's long, sir.

Teacher: I also got a long name, all the students here got a long name. Now, say it!!!!

Student: IT'S really, really, really LONG!!!!

Teacher: -_-" #$%#%@$#

By the way, his name is really "LONG". ^_^

Teacher: Gronie! you are not supposed to swindle the class fund for your own use.Are you having a money problem?

Gronie: No, sir.......

Teacher: Then..., WHY!!!?

Gronie: Silent...........

Teacher: It's better for you to admit! if not I'm going to tell your father.

Gronie: Tell him then........ he is the one who taught me.

Teacher:?????????

One day a soldier guardin the borderline of his country ask a question to his Captain.

Soldier: Sir! Since i'm here, i haven't been able to have that thing? My libido is piling up sir!

Captain: AH!! I see. You can use the horse at the back of the tent.

Soldier: Are you joking, Sir?!!!

Captain:Joking? You can use the horse right?!!!!

the soldier go away, while mocking the captain in his mind. After three days, the soldier kept thinking about the what the captain said, and go to where the horse is.

 NEXT DAY.......

Captain: How is it? have you been able to satisfy yourself?

Soldier: It was all thanks to you sir, But still.... it is kinda disgusting, Sir.

Captain: what do you mean?!

Soldier: The horse, sir!!!

Captain: You're a fool!! the other guy usually use the horse to go to the village across to get a girl!!

THe captai burst out laughing.....

Soldier: #%*&@$#%