A 
TRUE INCIDENT

An Indian man walks into a bank in 
New York City and asks for the loan officer. 
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business 
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. 

The bank officer tells him that the bank 
will need some form of security for the loan, 
so the Indian man hands over the keys 
and documents of new Ferrari parked 
on the street in front of the bank. 
He produces the title and everything checks out. 
The loan officer agrees to accept 
the car as collateral for the loan. 

The bank's president and its officers 
all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian 
for using a $250,000 Ferrari 
as collateral against a $5,000 loan. 
An employee of the bank then 
drives the Ferrari into the bank's 
underground garage and parks it there. 

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, 
repays the $5,000 and the interest, 
which comes to $15.41. 
The loan officer says, 
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, 
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, 
but we are a little puzzled. 
While you were away, 
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. 
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

The Indian replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car 
for two weeks for only $15.41 
and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian... 

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went wan with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story:

 Don't copy if you can't paste!