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Size: Large, Medium, Small Mon Feb 18, 08 06:32 AM | Category: Humor
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Last year I changed from version BRIDE v17.0 to WIFE v1.0, and I noticed that the program after some time began with a few unexpected processes of sub-routines, which was then discharged over a hidden program called SON v1.0,  I took a lot of space and significant resources, apart from that also took a lot hard drive. In the readme.txt explanatory programme is not any mention oh phenomenon.
Moreover, self WIFE v1.0 installs as a resident in the RAM and is released at the beginning of any implementation, monitoring all activities of the system.
Applications like BERWITHCOMRADES v10.3, NIGHTWITHFRIENDS v2.5, BROWSEOTHERGIRLS v305,8 or FOOTBALLFROMSUNDAY v5.0,  no longer work and the system locks up every time I try to execute them.
Occasionally launching a hidden  computer program  (Trojan Do?) called MOTHER´S WIFE v1.0 appearing closing several ports connections, and gets hung the system, or that WIFE v1.0 behave in a manner totally unpredictable, for example, failing to meet any command you enter.

Nor have I managed to uninstall this resident. Apparently, I can not achieve keep WIFE v1.0 minimized, running one of my favorite applications.

                   

I am thinking about going back to the previous programme BRIDE v17.0, but the uninstall does not work for me. Do I could help?.

Thanks,
               
She came home a technician of the company ANSWERSFORIDIOT-SOFT.COM.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAIDIOT.com  And told me the following:
             
The technician tells me ...
This is a very common cause for complaint among users. It must, in most cases, an error basic concept. Many people pass on any version of BRIDE vX.0 to WIFE v1.0 with the idea that WIFE v1.0 is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. However, WIFE v1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM complete, designed to control the whole system.
It is highly unlikely that you can uninstall WIFE v1.0 and return to any version of BRIDE vX.0. There are hidden files on your system that would make BRIDE vX.0 emulate WIFE v1.0, so you will not get anything. It is impossible to remove, remove, or purge the program files once installed.
NOT can return to BRIDE vX.0 because WIFE v1.0, is self-installs turn in ROM, FlasBios, and FAT32.
The same happens with MOTHER´SWIFE v1.0, which is an application that installs hidden in RAM, while works WIFE v1.0
            
Some have tried the low-level formatting or low resolution and then install the software BRIDE Plus or WIFE v2.0, but end up with more problems than before, (Look in the manual section on "precautions" chapters "Applications Food and Payment Pensions "," Maintenance of Children"," Staying homeless ")...
Moreover, if changes do not try to BRIDE v8.0  then move on to WIFE v2.0 because the problems it causes this new operating system are the same or worse than those of WIFE v1.0. Although there are newer versions, WIFE v3.0 or v4.0, users are programs reserved for very advanced, high cost and are not advisable for the normal user.
If all fail, it is preferable to opt for systems based on platforms (in the market), as completely different CELIBACY v1.0 or GAY v5.3, but I would recommend to keep WIFE v1.0 and handle the situation as best as possible. Personally I have also installed to WIFE v1.0. This is a very sensitive to the commands and functions as "protected against failure." This means you. Must assume responsibility for any problems that occur Regardless of their cause, because the program always consider that any failure in the system is due to misuse by the user.
One of the best resources is the use of the command C: \ASKFORGIVENESS.EXE as a problem occurs or the system to crash. Avoid excessive use of the key "ESC".
Consider installing any additional software to improve the performance of WIFE v1.0. I recommend FLOWERS 5.0, JEWELS 2.3, or eventually, VACATIONTRAVEL 3.2. You can also use YESMYLOVE v8.0 or WHATYOUSAY v59.7. These programs are "Shareware" and "Shareware" depending on the circumstances, you can get almost anywhere and work very well as residents.
Never install BADGIRLS-UMMM 3.3, SENSUALSECRETARY 1.1 or GIRLFRIENDS 4.6. These programs do not operate under Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Good luck. The Technical Service.
                   
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Ichisanno (Michi) Mon Feb 18, 08 08:04 AM

Sorry, it seems I don't have any solution for you...

Wish I Had An Angel
Caladier Tue Feb 19, 08 05:35 PM

hehehehehe

After a long sigh, another smile hehehehehehe

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
Djones1488 Mon Feb 18, 08 02:12 PM

HAHAHA, lol thats great!!!

Always enjoy a little marital humor!

Nice one =D

"They must find it difficult, those who have accepted authority as the truth, rather than the truth as authority."
Caladier Tue Feb 19, 08 05:37 PM

You start to like much, I do not know if I can install at the end Bride 18.0 hehehehehehehehehe

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
HebaH2 (Hebah) Mon Feb 18, 08 06:31 PM

Am just a girl who want to pass through life without bothering anyone and possibly have as much friend as i can.
Caladier Tue Feb 19, 08 05:33 PM

hehehehehe

As is lacking the Bride 17.0, hehehehehe.hehehehe

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
coolzaza (zaza) Tue Feb 19, 08 04:24 AM

haha that is a very nice one, marital problems expressed as computer programs, and technician as marriage counselor, that is just hilarious

nothing in this world worth having comes easy
Caladier Tue Feb 19, 08 05:38 PM

Do not you think that is good to be able to smile with these situations, hehehehehehe

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
coolzaza (zaza) Thu Feb 21, 08 04:18 AM

yes indeed, when they are expressed in these terms they look only funny no matter how tragic is the situatuion, lol

nothing in this world worth having comes easy
Orland1es (Orlandies) Tue Feb 19, 08 04:54 PM

Im Lovin it :PPPPPPPPPP


Caladier Tue Feb 19, 08 05:41 PM

Thanks...

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
VioletShimmer (Wonderland) Wed Feb 20, 08 12:58 PM

I don't get it.

Make a wish on a shooting star.
Caladier Fri Feb 22, 08 05:00 AM

hehehehehehehe

Maybe you should marry to understand, hehehehe A hug friend.

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
walyy Thu Feb 21, 08 02:45 AM


Caladier Fri Feb 22, 08 05:01 AM

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
muddshuvel Fri Feb 22, 08 03:29 AM

lol. this is the best post i.ve read yet! you have my vote!

life is short,...play naked!
Caladier Fri Feb 22, 08 05:03 AM

Thank you friend, indeed I like music that you have in your blog.

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
gazdoc Sat Feb 23, 08 12:24 AM

You can install /divorce v.1.01 but it is not definitely not recommended as it can cause the system to crash and various trojans and worms like Booze v.6.25 or Floozies v9.0 can take over and ruin your life, so moral of the story is that the version of Wife you have is the best for you. There are many glitches in this program but you can learn to adjust to them. Best thing is to install Smooch v.5.25 and launch it at the smallest pretext, it'll cause wife to run smoothly.

Ennnnnnnnjoy
Caladier Sat Feb 23, 08 05:28 AM

hahahahahaha Thank you friend, the problem in the end is going to be the liver ruptured and eventually install the program PILLS v15.6. hehehehehehehehehehehehe

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
dbogusone (bogus) Sat Feb 23, 08 09:55 AM

Yup, care must be taken with your own version of WIFE, and usage must be managed well, otherwise, a lot of instances of baby.exe will pop-up and overload your system resources. Once this happens, there's no turning back but install the latest MONEY application. hehehe

Cheers!

If I tell you that I always lie, would you believe?
Caladier Sat Feb 23, 08 02:04 PM

Hehehehehehehehehehe I understand that implementation is good use CONDOMS v1.0 in any of its versions (v1.01, v1.1. ... v867650.124), I hope that I work with the system WIFE. hehehe

Thanks friend.

A simple apprentice, Caladier.

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