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Size: Large, Medium, Small Mon Feb 18, 08 06:32 AM | Category: Humor
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Last year I changed from version BRIDE v17.0 to WIFE v1.0, and I noticed that the program after some time began with a few unexpected processes of sub-routines, which was then discharged over a hidden program called SON v1.0,  I took a lot of space and significant resources, apart from that also took a lot hard drive. In the readme.txt explanatory programme is not any mention oh phenomenon.
Moreover, self WIFE v1.0 installs as a resident in the RAM and is released at the beginning of any implementation, monitoring all activities of the system.
Applications like BERWITHCOMRADES v10.3, NIGHTWITHFRIENDS v2.5, BROWSEOTHERGIRLS v305,8 or FOOTBALLFROMSUNDAY v5.0,  no longer work and the system locks up every time I try to execute them.
Occasionally launching a hidden  computer program  (Trojan Do?) called MOTHER´S WIFE v1.0 appearing closing several ports connections, and gets hung the system, or that WIFE v1.0 behave in a manner totally unpredictable, for example, failing to meet any command you enter.

Nor have I managed to uninstall this resident. Apparently, I can not achieve keep WIFE v1.0 minimized, running one of my favorite applications.

                   

I am thinking about going back to the previous programme BRIDE v17.0, but the uninstall does not work for me. Do I could help?.

Thanks,
               
She came home a technician of the company ANSWERSFORIDIOT-SOFT.COM.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAIDIOT.com  And told me the following:
             
The technician tells me ...
This is a very common cause for complaint among users. It must, in most cases, an error basic concept. Many people pass on any version of BRIDE vX.0 to WIFE v1.0 with the idea that WIFE v1.0 is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. However, WIFE v1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM complete, designed to control the whole system.
It is highly unlikely that you can uninstall WIFE v1.0 and return to any version of BRIDE vX.0. There are hidden files on your system that would make BRIDE vX.0 emulate WIFE v1.0, so you will not get anything. It is impossible to remove, remove, or purge the program files once installed.
NOT can return to BRIDE vX.0 because WIFE v1.0, is self-installs turn in ROM, FlasBios, and FAT32.
The same happens with MOTHER´SWIFE v1.0, which is an application that installs hidden in RAM, while works WIFE v1.0
            
Some have tried the low-level formatting or low resolution and then install the software BRIDE Plus or WIFE v2.0, but end up with more problems than before, (Look in the manual section on "precautions" chapters "Applications Food and Payment Pensions "," Maintenance of Children"," Staying homeless ")...
Moreover, if changes do not try to BRIDE v8.0  then move on to WIFE v2.0 because the problems it causes this new operating system are the same or worse than those of WIFE v1.0. Although there are newer versions, WIFE v3.0 or v4.0, users are programs reserved for very advanced, high cost and are not advisable for the normal user.
If all fail, it is preferable to opt for systems based on platforms (in the market), as completely different CELIBACY v1.0 or GAY v5.3, but I would recommend to keep WIFE v1.0 and handle the situation as best as possible. Personally I have also installed to WIFE v1.0. This is a very sensitive to the commands and functions as "protected against failure." This means you. Must assume responsibility for any problems that occur Regardless of their cause, because the program always consider that any failure in the system is due to misuse by the user.
One of the best resources is the use of the command C: \ASKFORGIVENESS.EXE as a problem occurs or the system to crash. Avoid excessive use of the key "ESC".
Consider installing any additional software to improve the performance of WIFE v1.0. I recommend FLOWERS 5.0, JEWELS 2.3, or eventually, VACATIONTRAVEL 3.2. You can also use YESMYLOVE v8.0 or WHATYOUSAY v59.7. These programs are "Shareware" and "Shareware" depending on the circumstances, you can get almost anywhere and work very well as residents.
Never install BADGIRLS-UMMM 3.3, SENSUALSECRETARY 1.1 or GIRLFRIENDS 4.6. These programs do not operate under Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Good luck. The Technical Service.
                   
Someone can help ???????????????

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pantymonster (Occurian) Sun Feb 24, 08 11:52 AM

My version of WIFE occasionaly runs this usless program SHOE.SHOPPING.exe and there is no way to either minimize or close the window. Any attempt to try anyway, and my task manager interupts all my other programs to display ARGUMENT v2.0, which usually consists of several pop-ups about my faults and lack of interest in WIFE's hobbies. So I'm stuck while my processor is hijacked trying to compare shades of red and number of straps.


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Caladier Mon Feb 25, 08 03:58 AM

hahahahahahahaha Friend still are lucky it is only Shoe.Shopping.exe

Imagine if I installed ALL.Shopping.exe hehehehehe

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
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MadOmega (OMEGA) Sun Feb 24, 08 11:57 AM

when i read the 1st & 2nd line u got me... i thought u were talking about some programs... u know what i mean some kinda small programs that have strange names but after reading the 3rd line something hit me... no not the sollution... the fact that u were talking about marrige & not about program...

overall it a grat post... realy liked it... so here's my vote...

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Caladier Mon Feb 25, 08 04:02 AM

Hehehehehe,

In truth it is a way to laugh at life hehehehe

Thank for you vote Friend.

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
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MadOmega (OMEGA) Mon Feb 25, 08 06:41 AM

sry i could not vote last day it kept on saying pls w8... so i voted now

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dave195809 (south african dave) Mon Feb 25, 08 01:56 AM

hee hee very clever voted good laugh

To all the fantastic people on bitcomet love you all
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Caladier Mon Feb 25, 08 04:03 AM

Hehehehe thanks friend, a hug for you.

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
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moshehackner (moish) Mon Feb 25, 08 05:27 PM

I have a few additions/corrections for this:

I have also noticed that since I installed WIFE v1.0 there are all these popups which keep showing up all over CREDITCARD 24.0 some of them but not all are: MANICURE v4, PEDICURE v5, GAININGWEIGHT v3.8 UNCONTROLLABLESHOPPING v7.2 SHORTHAIRCUTS v5.9 and IMTOOTIREDTONIGHT v 69 keep interfering with anything I try and do.

Another problem we have found on many systems is that if you try and use DIVORCE 7.2 after MISTRESS 5.7 you will have many complications with MONEY V 9.0 and once this happens, there's no turning back and it will not even help if you install the latest MONEY application.

One option we found that was able to assist some users that were having difficulty while running DIVORCE 7.2 was ATTORNEY 3.7 although it runs very quickly and normally hogs most of the resources, it was in the long run very helpful in solving the issue. However we must recommend that the higher the version of ATTORNEY you use, the better the results will be.


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Caladier Tue Feb 26, 08 03:40 AM

It is true that there are all these pop-ups, since the switch on the equipment early in the morning to begin work. I will have to think about installing the latest version of Attorney.

Thank you for your cooperation friend. hehehehe

A simple apprentice, Caladier.
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sv_iv (Svetlana) Fri May 2, 08 08:57 AM

I want to tell you, that there are worse programs than your WIFE V1.0. For example, HUSBAND v1.0. I had the biggest unluck in my life to install it some years ago. It is not just managing your computer, but all your life. It is worse than a virus. It tries completly to destroy such good and useful programms as CARRIER 9 (all versions), SUCCESS v1.0-v.100.99, MALEFRIENDS v10.87, TRIPTOMYPARENTS v.2.1. Unexpectedly it installed a new program DAUGHTER v2.1. After years of stragling ten years ago I decided to use a new Registry cleaning program DIVORCE v 1.0. It worked very hard and took long time, making me to lose a half of my HARD DRIVE, but in some way minimaized HUSBAND 's control over my computer, renaming it in EXHUSBAND v1.0. Unfortunatelly it couldn't uninstall it completly and, time by time, the programm tries to regain its control over computer. The only one way was to unplug the network cable and to start using WiFi. The best solution came when I dicided to change Internet provider for an Irish one. The HUSBAND v1.0 tried to change connection back, but Irish provider has so high security, that it is near impossible to break it. and, unexpectedly, the program DAUGHTER stops some of this attempts.

Now I am very careful, before I install unknown programs. The only one that I am planing to install is LOVE v2.1. As specialist in software, did you try it? What do you think, will it work?

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
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Clycky Wed Aug 26, 09 10:29 AM

!?


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[Guest]louis vuitton Thu Oct 29, 09 10:30 PM

v1.01, v1.1. ... v867650.124), I hope that I work with the system WIFE. hehehe

Thanks friend.


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[Guest]louis vuitton Thu Oct 29, 09 11:13 PM

work with the system WIFE. hehehe

Thanks friend.


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[Guest]louis vuitton Thu Oct 29, 09 11:14 PM

at implementation is good use CONDOMS v1.0 in any of its versions (v1.01, v1.1. ... v867650.124), I hope that I work with the system WIFE. hehehe

Thanks friend.


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[Guest]louis vuitton Thu Oct 29, 09 11:23 PM

(v1.01, v1.1. ... v867650.124), I hope



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