Blonde Joke,s..... its humour lady,s.....heee
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss!
She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
next day at the office the brunette say,s
"That was fun,"
"We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
there were a blonde and a brunette. they were going to go rob a bank and when they got there the brunette said remember what i told you.
the blonde said ok. the blonde opened the door and the brunette said 5 minute,s no longer. the blonde nodded. the brunnette waited and waited untill the blonde came out 15 minutes later with a rope around her waist with the safe tied around her.
the guard comes running out with his pants around his ankles yelling stop.
the blonde couldn,t run away with the safe tied round her waist.
so she untied it and jumped in the van.
the brunette said i told you to tie up the guard and blow the safe.
oh and please lady,s before you have a jibe at me i love all you ladys....
