A man is sunbathing in the nude at the beach.
A little girl comes up to him,
so he covers his 'Privates' with a newspaper.
The little girl asks....
"Whats' under there?"
The man answers...
"A Bird."
The girls walks off, and the man falls asleep.
When he awakens, he's in a Hospital Room in GREAT-PAIN
A Doctor and a Policeman are at his bed-side,
The Doctor asks...
"Do you remember what happened?"
The man answers...
"No, the last thing I remember, I was at the beach,
and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
The Policeman responds...
"Well, I questioned the little girl, and she said.
'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping,
I played with his bird. Then it SPIT at me!
So I broke its' Neck, Burned its' Nest, and Smashed its' two little Eggs!"
Moral of the story?
DON'T LIE TO KIDS!