A Bell Pepper, A Cucumber, and a Penis are sitting around, complaining about how tough life is....
The Bell Pepper says:
"Man, MY life sucks! When I get BIG, and RIPE, they slice me up and toss me into a salad!"
The Cucumber looks at the Pepper and says:
"You think YOU have it bad? When I get Big, Fat, and Juicy, they make me SWIM in a Vinegar-Spice bath for a few weeks, then Stick me in a jar and call me a PICKLE!"
The Penis is INCREDULOUS.....He says:
"Jeez Louise...that's NOTHING! When I get BIG, FAT, and JUICY, they pull a Rubber bag over my head, stick me in a DARK, WET Room, and BANG my head against the Wall until I throw up all over myself and Pass-Out!"
YUP.....Life's Tough All Over!
Have a NICE Day Folks! :)
