One morning, a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde
(all in various stages of Pregnancy) were sitting,
and chatting in the waiting-room of their OB-GYN.
The Brunette smiles proudly, and says:
"I just KNOW I'm going to have a GIRL!"
The Redhead and the Blonde look at the Brunette quizically
and ask her how she is so certain of this, to which she replies:
"Well when the baby was conceived, I was in the 'Female-Superior' position."
"Ohhh...." came the reply.
The Redhead nods, and smiles just as proudly and says:
"Yes! and I am going to have a BOY!"
This draws a look from the Brunette and the Blonde....so the Redhead continues:
"Well when MY baby was conceived, My husband and I were in the Missionary-Position!"
At which point, the Blonde becomes hysterical, and begins Bawling uncontrollably.
The Redhead and Brunette, immediately start to comfort her, hugging her,
and both ask her why she is so SAD when she is about to become a Mother?
"I.....I.....think......I'm going to have.......A-PUPPY!!!"
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