2009-05-16 19:25:48
♠A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She
wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After
becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper
said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big
one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching
herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,
when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She
takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the
swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper
watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and
frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes
either!"A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She
wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After
becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper
said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big
one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching
herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,
when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She
takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the
swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper
watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and
frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes
either!"
HAPPY LAUGHING
DAM <<< A BLONDE LMAO
