Dog Eat Dog
I WAS FUCKING STOOD UP!!
I FUCKING HATE MEN!!
I wish every ‘man’… [a.k.a. ’Idiot with a dick
between his legs’] …would be skinned alive and chased through the streets by angry
women with torches...
Chanting...
‘DOG EAT DOG. . .
DOG
EAT DOG. . .
DOG EAT DOG!’’
Splendidly, after countless agonizing minutes...
Horrific hours...
[Dare
I even think it?]
DAYS...
Every wolf, coyote, dingo, and DOG, would zero in on the stench
of "man"...
From miles around they would come...
Feasting on the screaming,
writhing, pathetic remainder of GOD’S
ONLY GOOF!
Finally, the world would be at peace...The women could happily be
lesbians...And repopulation is possible Thanx to the generous sperm donations
made by our adopted sisters, Gay men... [They were the only ones spared by the estrogen
crazed heroines. Who else knows better make-up tips?!]
FUCK MEN...
FUCKING DEAD...
FUCK THEM IN THEIR EYE SOCKETS WITH
A GIANT STRAP-ON!
Ever hear of a phone...for Christ sake!?
