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HOSPITAL BLOOPERS LOL
Size: Large, Medium, Small Mon May 5, 08 04:05 AM | Category: All
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Hospital chart bloopers - actual writings from hospital charts!

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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sv_iv (Svetlana) Mon May 5, 08 04:34 AM

I laughthed a lot.... thank you!

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
Sara1970 (Sara) Mon May 5, 08 07:57 AM

G'day mate and thanks for the laugh....hmmm makes you think twice about going to a hospital....heeee I love number 25 ha ha ha probably be me when my kiddies hit their teens.

Thanks for sharing....

Take care

Always keep a dream in your heart!
monti_84 Mon May 5, 08 11:30 AM

hehe...that′s very funny...quite a hand of the dude in 17...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
debsha Fri May 9, 08 07:31 AM

Good post mate, like No 18

Be well & happy
kuklee (kuki) Sun May 11, 08 11:48 PM

nice post

kuki.kuklee@gmail.com

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