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HARLEY DAVIDSON AND GOD [FUNNY]
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sun May 4, 08 02:40 AM | Category: All
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Inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to Heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented "Okay, so you were the guy who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?".
Arthur said "Yep, that's me."..
God said "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?".
Arthur was initially embarrassed, but finally he said "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?". God replied "Yes."
"Well", said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1). There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.
2). It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3). Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4). The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5).. And the maintenance costs are enormous!".

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there", replied God, "hold on.".
God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed", God said to Arthur. "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.."

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sv_iv (Svetlana) Sun May 4, 08 03:17 AM

Godd joke.... Not evry man wants a motobyke.

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
Qmei (vivian) Sun May 4, 08 04:02 AM

God is humorous


christara Sun May 4, 08 06:20 AM

hee heee cute one mate...made me laugh...ha ha

all the best wish,s to you and your family.......

take care

laters byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me
monti_84 Sun May 4, 08 01:48 PM

That′s a very clever joke...hilarious...got my vote...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
gazdoc Sun May 4, 08 04:03 PM

Hi Dave

Gr8 joke but I bet you would like to ride a woman rather than a bike, heres one for ya

Ennnnnnnnjoy
GIPSY_GIRL_1979 Sun May 4, 08 07:57 PM

lol very funny

GIPSY_GIRL_1979
Sara1970 (Sara) Sun May 4, 08 09:03 PM

G'day Dave..another great joke...you always make me laugh..thank you.

hmmm I have to agree with God on this one...we do have our flaws but they are quickly overlook by you guys when the nees arises...ha ha ha

Take care

Always keep a dream in your heart!
seemsr (ellen) Mon May 5, 08 01:37 AM

bwahahahaha,thanks for sharing to us you made me laugh,too...voted

...Just to make you smile...
Boldman Tue May 6, 08 02:13 AM
impendingdoom7 (zimm) Tue May 6, 08 07:17 AM

i like it voted

i'll be seeing you space cowboy

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