Sun Mar 9, 08 08:54 AM
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To whom it may concern:
Once there was an crocodile traveling down the way as he approached a RR crossing and seeing no danger, continued to cross the track- a train came by and chopped off the tip of his tail. He cut his losses and kept going down the road. Awhile along his journey he thought it over and decided to return to the rail road tracks to retrieve his lost piece of tail. As he came on back to the tracks he saw no danger and crossed again to get his tail - unfortunately, another train came by and chopped off his head.
MORAL: DO NOT LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A LITTLE PIECE OF TAIL:)
Tue Sep 1, 09 03:36 PM
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do you want to know when you will die? ignorance is bliss i guess
Mon Oct 27, 08 07:10 PM
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so for the kids and the community my church has a "hallaleuah ho-down"-- with free food, games, small candy prizes, popcorn, jumping devices, clowns, and a pumpkin patch to lure in new faces-- and maybe help them join the church and so on. But the intentions are genuinely to let the kids have a good time , and dress like fantasy characters and many people did a really great job making all of this happen. Still, my child wanted to show his ass and not participate in what I feel is now a tradition--taking a cute picture at the festival to cherish for -- well the rest of our lives. True to being a child--- mine had to show his ass-- and cry-- and generally act a fool-- so this is how the picture turned out this year-- peace.,
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Thu Oct 2, 08 09:30 PM
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Americans are greedy. Nothing is ever enough. I thought it was just the people I Knew-- but apparently-- they are all americans, and greedy. I am too-- american i mean--dont get me wrong, but many of us are driven by greed. Maybe there is hope for us.
Wed Oct 1, 08 08:50 AM
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Everyone should see this movie
it got me out of a terrible mood the other day.
Yesterday, I got a letter telling me I was approved for student loans to go to college. So we had cake for breakfast!
Sat Sep 13, 08 08:21 PM
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There is a panic here in most of the United States about gasoline, a Historic election just around the corner, millions of americans are losing their homes to foreclosures, and jobs are harder to get than ever in the last few decades. Many mothers, and fathers have children fighting over seas for peoples and their rights that we will never meet. They pray daily that they will come home to hug them with both arms, alive. Still, our media is stalking people that have fortune and fame just to see what designer bag they are carrying, or what their stylist has dressed them in for the VMA's.
People used to buy frivilous things to seek a moment of happiness, and would buy a new vehicle when the other new one just needed new tires. Violence, and theft, and senseless murder are closer to our homes and not just left in the big cities. It is harder to find a person that is in want of something, than to find......
Mon Aug 18, 08 11:45 PM
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When do you stop telling people it is your birthday because of your age?
Thu Aug 14, 08 11:25 PM
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So I start to wonder as I talk with and listen to girlfriends why there seems to be this universal theme of loving the wrong guy-- the bad boys, the Slim Shadys, and the Tommy Lees, the Kid Rocks of the free world. Why is it we go crazy for that guy that just got out of jail, prison, rehab, or somesort of institution? Seems that the good guys want to know the answer to these questions too. Plato talked about the seven wonders of the ancient world-- and now there is a updated version of the wonders of the new world--- but isnt this a wonder of all time???? Did ancient egyptians long for a bad boy to love them-- were the women of Rome turned on by the ruthlessness of the gladiators-- where were the good guys then? and did they get a woman to love them? Did religion keep women searching for a chaste love till marriage do us fornicate? Does it still today? Why do good guys not fill our lives with hope and wholeness? Is there a constant want in all women for the guy you......
Sun Aug 10, 08 02:32 PM
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An older woman sat crying and praying on her front porch one morning asking god for his help. A neighbor over heard the woman and asked her what was wrong. She replied she was worried about how to pay for groceries since times are so hard and she couldnt provide for herself this month. The neighbor replied that he was an athiest and didnt believe god would help her and she was wasting her time. The woman continued to pray and put her faith in the lord. The next morning the woman found bags of food and fresh groceries on the very porch that she sat praying on the day before. As she began to praise God and thank him for all of his good doings and feeling full of gratitude sang out verse and cried praises. The athiest man from next door saw the woman praising the lord for the food that was on her porch. He came over and explained that God had not sent her the groceries, that he had bought them for her. The woman kept praising the Lord in front the athiest neighbor "Thank You, Lord for this blessing- not only did you bring food to my door, you made Satan pay for it too!"
Thu Aug 7, 08 10:52 PM
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A professor of a group of students invited some students to his house for a lecture of sorts. He offers the class coffee as any host would, and graciously the students accept the refreshment. When the professor returns with the coffee and cups he places them on the table and leaves the students to serve themselves. Instead of using just traditional coffee mugs the teacher sets out a variety of cups with the caraffe- some of crystal, some of glass, china, some decorated, others plain, some even only disposeable plastics of a variety. When all of the students had helped themseves to the cups and coffee the teacher began by pointing out how all of the plain and undecorated, and even the mugs were left on the table unused whilst all of the students had all picked the more beautiful and exquisite cups to drink their coffee from. While drinking their coffee the class even looked at the other students cups and envied their beautiful choices of cup-......