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Size: Large, Medium, Small Sun Jun 28, 09 10:46 PM | Category: My Postbar
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Jokes for a starter.

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Question: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

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Answer: Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?


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Gamer83 Sun Jun 28, 09 10:46 PM

What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

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Pumpkin Pi!

Life is like a game, we are playing games everyday aren't we with people, animals & life? Life is hard so play hard, work hard & die hard.
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R3TSOF Sun Jun 28, 09 10:53 PM

Two peanuts we walking down the street.

One was a salted. ; )


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Gamer83 Sun Jun 28, 09 10:54 PM
Life is like a game, we are playing games everyday aren't we with people, animals & life? Life is hard so play hard, work hard & die hard.
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Gamer83 Sun Jun 28, 09 10:55 PM

i cant copy n paste into the forum. so some stuff to kill time while waiting to kill others in game.

Life is like a game, we are playing games everyday aren't we with people, animals & life? Life is hard so play hard, work hard & die hard.
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wilbstal Mon Jun 29, 09 09:41 AM

Dirty Joke......2 white horses fell into the MUD!!!!


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Gamer83 Mon Jun 29, 09 10:27 AM

lol

Life is like a game, we are playing games everyday aren't we with people, animals & life? Life is hard so play hard, work hard & die hard.
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mojas7565 Mon Jun 29, 09 01:53 PM

carrots have beta carotien and vitamin A which improves eye sight :)


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Gamer83 Mon Jun 29, 09 02:22 PM

What comes together with a cigarette and a lighter?

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Smoke

Life is like a game, we are playing games everyday aren't we with people, animals & life? Life is hard so play hard, work hard & die hard.
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Gamer83 Mon Jun 29, 09 02:35 PM

When A saw B, A ask: "Hey C, where is B?"

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C replies: "He is right behind u and infront of me."

Life is like a game, we are playing games everyday aren't we with people, animals & life? Life is hard so play hard, work hard & die hard.
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R3TSOF Mon Jun 29, 09 03:28 PM

What did the digital clock say to his mom?

Look mom ... no hands.


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Gamer83 Tue Jun 30, 09 02:05 AM

Man: What do you call a zebra crossing a road?

Woman: Oh that is easy, a Zebra crossing!

Man: ...Look a zebra crossing the road is still called a zebra and since when u can really see a zebra crossing a road.

Life is like a game, we are playing games everyday aren't we with people, animals & life? Life is hard so play hard, work hard & die hard.
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Gamer83 Tue Jun 30, 09 02:05 AM

What does a father elephant tells the baby elephant?

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Answer: "Look, mine is longer than yours."

Life is like a game, we are playing games everyday aren't we with people, animals & life? Life is hard so play hard, work hard & die hard.

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