Wed Jul 1, 09 10:59 PM
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to
touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons
he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA, PP, and a red one labeled APR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon
his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.. Men's restrooms don't have nice
things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a......
Wed Jul 1, 09 03:54 AM
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Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During
the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to
their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please
remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but
it would not budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".
Charles yelled back. "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla
exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told
you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried,......
Fri Jun 19, 09 12:16 AM
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Sun Jun 14, 09 02:34 AM
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Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
* 7......
Wed Jun 10, 09 11:52 PM
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New Law:
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots....especially during evening hours...the Edinburgh City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Tesco shopping centre. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Edinburgh !
Send this to all the women you
care about.....and to any men
who appreciate a good laugh!
